Larohn Barnett, Moron of the Day, Got Naked for His Smash-n-Grab Getaway
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 9:42 am
He employed the usual blunt instrument method of breaking in: He simply chucked a piece of concrete through a window and entered.
But this method has a way of making a lot of noise, sending off alarms, and generally not qualifying for the stealth required by a successful burglary. That meant police were already on the scene as our hero was leaving with thousands of dollars in stolen tickets.
Barnett decided to flee into some nearby woods. As he ran, he began stripping off his clothes -- either to improve his aerodynamics, or just because he enjoys running naked through the woods after an unsuccessful robbery.
So police called in their dogs, who quickly pinned down the bad guy with their teeth, which is said to hurt much more when you're damn near naked. The mope emerged from the woods barely clothed and on his way to jail yet again.
See yesterday's Moron of the Day: Teacher Looking at 270 Years for Going Perv on Students.