Philip Conran, Moron of the Day: Posted Fake Orgy Ad on Craigslist to Harass Neighbor

• This man is demented. You've got to be sick all day long to come up with sick mess like this. He'll learn about group sex and pleasing folks real good where he's headed. Some people are really sick deep down to the bone.

• Someone else did this to me and i called craigslist right away to try to find out who put the ad up and they claimed they couldn't help me! How come they found this guy?

• dumbass should have used a proxy. No wait! he deserves this he had it coming to him! blah blah balh!!!!

• I think it's funny. Sure, the whole teenager getting groped wasn't funny, but the rest of it sure as hell was.

• it´s funny. Soccer moms can be incredibly annoying.

• This is one of those things that is funny in theory but a horrible idea in execution. Still, I don't feel he is an accessory to the molestation of that teenage girl. That was not his intention. http://bit.ly/c1oMds

• This guy knew pervs would answer the ad, and knowing that, he put her (and anyone else in the house) in danger. How many of you would like sexually deviant strangers showing up at your home a dozen at a time? Would you feel safe? Would your family be safe? It was dangerous. He should be charged with a crime, and I hope the girl and woman involved both sue him into bankruptcy.

• How can you hate someone that bad that you just might get them hurt.

• i definately had this happen to me before only my "friend" thought it would be funny to "give away" a "bald eagle". I obviously didnt have the stupid bird in a 9x9 cage like it said but i got about 100 calls some from people interested some people super upset and finally i got a call from state police who contacted this "friend". state police said i could press charges but i didnt. i figured the state police showing up at his work asking his boss for him was good enough. funnier after the fact, but i was pissed at the time. haha

• I dont find anything funny about this at all. The guy is a serious ass and I hope he gets to spend some time in jail thinking about what could have happened as a result of his actions.

• This Conran guy's got a sense of humor. He's a dumbass, but his actions are hilarious.

• Have a seat...

• "ahh yeah i'm here for the gang bang" --- old school

• Anyone heard of the awesome movie Hackers? They did this in the movie, and it was brilliant. Two things that are wrong with this though... 1. He pranked a woman, low dude. 2. He used her HOME address. That's just f*^#ed up.

• Read the AP article about this. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gjkSsx7K3ot-ehcTMQi5nfMPvelQD9F886SG0 Last year, someone pretended to be the woman, then engaged in an explicit online chat with a stranger and invited the man over. The woman sought help from police when the stranger showed up on her doorstep. This crap got serious a long time ago. Lock this loser up and break his fingers so he can't type on a computer again ever. It sounded like a funny, but seriously not well thought out, prank until I read that. Now it sounds like a creepy neighbor stalking thing.

• At no time was this funn.

• My question is... Will he still be collecting our tax dollars (he's on disability) when he's in jail?

• Those of you who are saying this isn't funny are incorrect. This is extremely funny.

• I don't agree with charging him for endangering a minor for that groping case, because it's not his fault that the idiot pervert couldn't get the address right. It would be like suing somebody if they hired somebody to come out and chop down a tree and the guy gets the address wrong and chops down somebody else's tree.

• Seemed funny for a moment until it went into details about the pervs essentially not laying off and the whole wrong house issue. Never mind the fact that people have actually been raped from stunts like this.

• I don't believe you do, but this sounds like the best excuse they could come up with.

• @ Stephen - Yes you get a wi-fi spot or several. Also, you pay for a used computer in cash& be prepared to dump it after destroying key components. Paying cash for a computer is the same as paying cash for a cell phone from Walmart with pre-paid minutes. That will most likely get you free of most local law enforcement. But there area few other hazards. As far as karma - Maybe she was bad, maybe not. Maybe he was the whole problem. Unfortunately, we don't have enough a back story.

• lmao hilarious

• Okay, so when I first read this I thought it was funny until the end with the teen...Then I thought about what could have happened to the kids...Yeah, that part isn't so funny.

• @Stephen @ Walter you're not funny; you're young and naive. Or maybe just naive. Either way, I'd love to see how you'd respond to some pervert groping one of your female family members due to the stupidity and asinine actions of another.

• @stephen: Karma biting the woman in the ass for WHATEVER IT WAS THAT SHE DID? See, a lot of people that have a sense of humor also have a brain. We don't know what the beef was about. In fact, the whole thing could have been him being pissed because she wouldn't sleep with him. Try reading the article next time without adding a bunch of misogynistic and imaginary "facts". Thanks so much.

• "This was just karma biting the woman in the ass for whatever it was she did." Or maybe he's just a colossal jerk and she did nothing legitimate to upset him. WE'LL NEVER KNOW. Regardless, what I wonder is if he even thought this dumb stunt could possibly lead to these results. He might not be very good at thinking ahead.

• People with no sense of humor need to get a life. This was just karma biting the woman in the ass for whatever it was she did. What the guy needs to remember for next time is to use a public wi-fi spot to place the ad so it can't be traced back to your house. What a dumb ass.

• i think it was quite funny. the teenage girl was the only sad part. for all we know this woman could be a real freak. how do we know she doesnt do bad things with her children? maybe he saw it tried to inform someone. but that someone may not have cared enough to do something. so he may have taken it unto himself to get the public and police involved. there are always 2 sides to a story and this one was all too funny

• The above commenters are pussies. With no sense of humor. If you are a dick to someone, come what may!

• The guy was wrong in what he did but I can't help but laugh.

• That is exactly what I had in my mind Moet! Giggity! Ha ha ha!! Good call!! But its not funny

• No, it's not funny at all... ...except that, when I imagine the creep that showed up and groped a teenage girl, I for some reason have a very clear mental picture of Quagmire from Family Guy doing so. "Giggity!" But no, this isn't funny at all.

• Jaden and bhoebe, I think ya'll ticked some people off! And, I'm gonna admit, I chuckled a little, til I got to the teenage girl part. Its not funny funny. Its more like weird funny. To me, its like "how do people even come up with these kinds of ideas?!?!" Its just weird funny. Not laugh til you cry or pee yourself. @ dude's a sicko, You bring up some good points. And, I'm guessing that by doing what he did, he didn't care about her safety or the safety of her children. If he would do this, its not a far stretch to think that he was hoping some harm would come to her.

• I wonder what she did to him. I'm sure this guy didn't think "You know that bitch has a branch hanging over the fence and I'm stuck raking all the leaves, I know! Make her look like whore on craiglist!". I'm not defending him just wonder how it came to this. Which is a smidge funny:)

• the only thing funny about this is that he probably thought he'd get away with doing this.

• this was pure meanness-

• Two thoughs: First, try to get along with your neighbors. Second, he could have got away with this. He just wasn't smart enough.

• Wow, just... wow. I don't find his actions to be funny, I find his blatant stupidity and immaturity to be hilarious. What a fucking loser. He's going to get raped in jail.

• Didn't mean to offend. But when you read here daily of the things that do end up going wrong...very wrong, then when it doesn't go wrong it has a certain amount of comic relief to it.

• Its freaking hilarious!

• Yeah, no, there's nothing funny about this. At all.

• I honestly see nothing funny in his actions. He took major risks with the neighbor's life and the lives of people who had nothing to do with his beef against the neighbor. If these guys were pervy enough to take a craigslist ad serious enough to show up at her home (where she has children obviously, hence the term soccer mom) some could have been pervy enough to not take no for an answer. What if he'd gotten her or her children beaten, raped or murdered? People need to consider the risks they are taking with lives not their own when they begin to think "jokes" like this one are a good idea. I bet he wouldn't like it if someone posted his mother, his sister or any other close female in his family up on craigslist in such a horrible way. I doubt anyone would.

• I'm with you Bheobe. I was laughing til I got to the part about the groped teen.

• i can't decide if this if funny or frightening... glad the minor didn't get More than groped though :/

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