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Guy Edward Jones, Moron of the Day: Burns Own House Because His Wife is Late with Dinner
Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 7:53 am
Get a load of the guy pictured to the left. He's Guy Edward Jones of Sissonville, West Virginia. He isn't much to look at, is he? If you didn't know any better, you'd figure he was living in a cardboard shack down by the dump...
Which means if someone's kind enough to stay married to his haggard ass, he best be saying the Rosary every night, hoping God's mercy will prevent her from coming to her senses.
But the 60-year-old isn't smart enough to see it that way. He went out drinking late Sunday to pound some American-made spirits. When he got home, he expected his wife Beverly to have dinner on the table. But seeing as how hammered guys aren't known for their punctuality, Beverly wasn't ready.
This caused an argument -- apparently a nasty one because the missus was forced to flee to a neighbor's house. The next thing she knew, there were flames coming out of her basement as her husband emerged from the home.
That's right: Guy Edward Jones burned down his own damn house because dinner was late. In the annals of stupidity, he's up there with various contestants on Rock of Love.
Jones has been charged with arson and felony acts of being an ingrate.
See our last episode of Moron of the Day: Road Rage Dickhead Runs Over Woman With Car.
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