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John Babcook, Moron of the Day: Road Rage Dickhead Runs Over Woman With Car
Tuesday, May 25, 2010 at 7:45 am
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It seems he cut off another woman while driving in suburban St. Paul. Not knowing Babcook was a friggin' kook, she said something back. So Babcook pulled behind her and began ramming her car in the middle of traffic.
That's when the driver and a passenger started throwing things at Babcook's car, including a tube of lip balm. As far as armaments go, lip balm is an exceedingly low damage piece of artillery, and not recommended for inflicting injury on one's foe, according to our sources at the Pentagon.
So the woman pulled into a Catholic school parking lot, got out of her car, and confronted Babcook in front of dozens of witnesses who were there for baseball and soccer games. She yelled for someone to call 911 and told the crowd that "This guy is out of his mind," according to the Minneapolis StarTribune.
But Babcook apparently didn't care that there were loads of witnesses. He tried to ram the woman with his car but missed. Realizing he's a true nutbag, she took off running across the parking lot in an attempt to flee. But Babcook jumped a curb and drove across the crass, ramming the woman from behind and sending her airborne.
She was thrown to the pavement, unconscious. Babcook fled.
He lawyered up and turned himself in two hours later, but we're guessing he'll get more than a ticket this time. The woman has severe injuries, including spinal fractures. Said one witness: "He ran her down like an animal." (Special thanks to St. Paul Bureau Chief Lorie for the tip.)
See Monday's Moron of the Day: Coke Dealer Tries to Get Job with Cops While Under Investigation.
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