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Lamest Celebrity Excuses: When the Going Gets Weird, the Stars Don't Go Pro
Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 10:46 am
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Tags: Hammered Guys, TruTV
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okay okay-let me clarify the modeling stint. How bout for Easy Rider Magazine, or is that even in production still?
Bianca: Ha! I have to agree with your O'Brien and Stoltz assessment.
If your sick of celebrity justice please raise your hand!!
Okay, did I honestly just write "Freckles with a trillion freckles..."???? That might be the funniest thing I've ever accidentally written in my life. Clearly, I had freckles on the brain. I meant to say "Models with a trillion freckles..." Oy! And the day drags on...
@cw, no way. Freckles with a trillion freckles wouldn't work. Have you seen her in a bikini? It's seriously disgusting. She has a clusterfuck of freckles all around her bikini line, and no one ever bothers photoshopping them out, even in professional shoots. I mean, that's not to say I hate everyone with freckles. I'd have sex with Conan O'Brien AND Eric Stoltz! :D
She looks so haggard-too bad really. She could have made a living as a model at some point, guess she still could with all the retouching that goes on.
Moet: I love that your Dad was into it, and I couldn't agree more about Lohan. It's like having a bug in your coffee. I'm still going to drink it, but I'll be a tad grossed out when I do.
lol ccccc! I thought the same thing! I watched Grindhouse with my dad, and when he saw the preview for 'Machete' he was disappointed to learn it wasn't a real movie... Then I read that it was a real movie! Woo hoo! It's going to be wonderfully horrible, I can't wait! ^_^ It's unfortunate Lohan is in it... hopefully her part is small.
Why don't they just put her in jail and make her pay for it?
Oh thank God! They really ARE making Machete!
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