Photog Busted for Bizarre Sex Crime
Melanese Asia Reid Busts Out Taser on Wendy's Worker Who Botched Her Order
Tuesday, May 18, 2010 at 11:45 am
Melanese Reid and her friend, Katrina Mari-Alyce Bryant, were at the drive-thru window of a Wendy's yesterday morning when they became dissatisfied with the way their order was handled. They had specifically asked for mustard and mayonnaise packets...
The wicked drive-thru worker had failed to include them. So they cussed him out and began to use what's being described as "discriminatory language." Then Reid (pictured above) tried to slap the worker.
The worker deflected the blow, which only enraged the women further. So they entered the Daytona Beach restaurant armed with a pink stun gun. Must be a special ladies model.
Reid began chasing the worker around the store, hoping that a little electricity would help him see the holes in his fast-food game. Bryant (pictured right) cheered her on. 
Alas, the man was a little too quick for Reid. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get a good shot at him. (Tip to Reid: Lay off the Wendy's and your 40 time will dramatically improve.) The women eventually gave up and left after the manager threatened to call the cops.
But here's where our story gets weirder, if that's even possible.
Unaware that they just committed a little crime known as "assault with a deadly weapon," the two rubes decided to call the Wendy's once they got home to further complain. The manager tricked them into saying where they were, and police tracked them down.
They're now charged with the aforementioned deadly weapon thing, in addition to being the dumbest criminals we're bound to find on this bright young Tuesday.
See our last episode of Stupid Criminals: Perry Young's Knife-Wielding Robbery Thwarted by 65-Year-Old Woman and a Cane.
Tags: Florida, Gooberville
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