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Perry Young's Knife-Wielding Robbery Thwarted by 65-Year-Old Woman and a Cane
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Perry Young of Shoreview, Minnesota is a particularly loathsome shithead. He's the kind of guy who likes to rob old women. And as you will see, he's such a candy-ass he can't even do that well. A 65-year-old woman was walking with her 85-year-old mom in St. Paul...
That's when Young snuck up on them and grabbed the older woman's purse and some food she was carrying. The women started belting him, and a guy on a bicycle came past. Young, wanting nothing to do with someone who wasn't female and under the age of 65, tried to flee.
But the 65-year-old daughter gave chase, even though she gets around on a cane. As we may have mentioned in previous stories, do not mess with people from the Rust Belt. Even when they're old and disabled, they're still 64 times tougher than a longshoremen.
The daughter actually caught up with Young. So he pulled a knife and swung it at her. She pulled a kung fu move by blocking it with her cane.
Young, thoroughly freaked out at this point, dropped the mom's purse and ran to his Buick. But witnesses got the license number of his getaway car.
The daughter was treated for a cut on her face but is otherwise fine. When police caught up with Young, he claimed he was only hungry and trying to steal their food, saying he had no intention of stealing the purse. It apparently just happened to cling to his hand.
He's been hit with assault, robbery, and felonious acting like a pussy and being an embarrassment to northern men everywhere. (Special thanks to St. Paul Bureau Chief Lori for the tip.)
See our last story about dainty robbers: James Harris Stabs Friends Who Caught Him Stealing Their xBox, Gets Ass Kicked.
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