History of Rape at Air Force Academy
Debrahlee Lorenzana, Too Sexy Banker, Has History of Plastic Surgery, Reality TV
Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 4:35 pm
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| Through the magic of chemical solutions, Debrahlee Lorenzana got so hot the boys at Citibank could no longer concentrate on running the economy into the ground |
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| FEDERAL WARNING: DO NOT SMOKE! HAZARDOUS CHEMICAL STORAGE UNIT AHEAD! |
In 2003, she appeared on Discovery Health's reality show Plastic Surgery New York Style. She'd just had a baby, and she was intent on rebuilding her bod by any (artificial) means necessary.
She underwent four plastic surgeries, including liposuction, a tummy tuck, and two boob jobs. On the show, she reveals that one boob job wasn't enough, so she was going in for a second overhaul to achieve a look she described as a cross between Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra. In other words, she was turning her chest into an EPA Superfund site.
"That's what I want to be," she told the viewing audience. "Tits on a stick." She also talked about finding a boyfriend like George Clooney or Ben Affleck, and talked about how her new Playboy Playmate would keep them happy.
How this plays into her current lawsuit, we'll leave that for you to decide, dear reader. But when a women goes to these lengths to get attention, it's hard to believe the Citibank situation went down exactly like she says it did.
Also see Babe Banker Claims Citibank Fired Her for Being Too Sexy.
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