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Guerdwich Montimere, 22, Faked His Way to Becoming Texas High School Basketball Star
Guerdwich Montimere, a Haitian immigrant, had already graduated from Dillard High School in Ft. Lauderdale in 2007. He returned to Haiti, but a hurricane forced him back to America, where he found himself homeless and living in Florida...
He either didn't have the means or the smarts to attend college, so he struck upon a radical idea. Using a fake Haitian birth certificate, he changed his name to Jerry Joseph. Then he took a bus to Odessa, Texas, and was reborn as a 15-year-old student after a friend vouched that Joseph was his half-brother.
He couldn't have picked a better place to land. Odessa is home to Permian High, the school made famous by the book Friday Night Lights. (It's a great book, if you've never read it.) The school is so obsessed with football that it charters jets for away games, and spends more on athletic tape than it does its English department.
Needless to say, it's not the kind of place that would present too much scrutiny if a promising young athlete showed up at its door.
As Joseph, Montimere played the role of budding sophomore basketball star, leading his team to the state playoffs and being named newcomer of the year. But questions about his identity arose after the season.
A check by the feds initially cleared him. (Yes, those feds are scary good.) But at one tournament, coaches from Florida recognized him as a player who'd graduated three years earlier. After further investigation, they finally ID'd him as Montimere.
It wouldn't be so bad if this was only a fake basketball crime. But it seems Montimere couldn't keep his paws off the under-aged girls. A 16-year-old girl came forward to say he had sex with her in August.
Now he's not just charged with forging a government document. He's also hit with two counts of sexual assault of a child.
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