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Reader: Joran van der Sloot Is Just Too Arrogant to Commit Suicide

Monday, June 7, 2010 at 8:04 am
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Reader Dooflotchie responds to Joran van der Sloot, Suspect in Natalee Holloway Case, Wanted for Killing Again in Peru. He's actually happy the little rich kid didn't die, because he'll suffer so much more in a Peruvian prison...

cw said: "Course he didn't kill himself-like another poster said his type is too chicken shit for that." No, I don't believe that at all. He is not still alive because he is too afraid to commit suicide. He is still alive because HE THINKS TOO HIGHLY OF HIMSELF TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

"I hope a long, loooong stay in a Peruvian prison makes him wish he HAD killed himself when he had the chance. Normally I would want a cold-blooded murderer like him to die for what he's done, die slowly and horribly. But not this guy.

"No. He's used to livin' large on Daddy's money and jetting around the globe doing whatever is it that rich assholes do with their time...poker tournaments, racing cars, eating grilled baby seals and washing that down with the tears of peasants, etc.

"He won't get to do anything he wants anymore. He won't be able to just hop on a plane and run away from the trouble he's gotten into. There won't be any lackeys at his beck and call, there won't be any more beach resorts and umbrella drinks and young girls to use at his whim then dispose of in any way he likes.

"It's just going to be a stark cell, crappy food, other people ordering him around and abusing him if he's lucky. If he's not lucky he'll get forcibly sodomized then shanked to death and I can't say I would be sorry about that at all."

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