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Stacie Mullins & Nicholas Reynolds, Morons of the Day: Alpaca Killers Try to Elude Police

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 at 8:00 am
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When we last left Stacie Mullins and Nicholas Reynolds back in March, they had driven to an alpaca farm outside of Cincinnati. Reynolds and Marcus Miller, both 17 at the time, got out of the truck and decided to beat an innocent alpaca over the head. But the animal didn't die...

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Alpacas, in case you didn't know, are majestic beasts raised for their wool.
So they dragged it back to the truck and hauled it to an abandoned barn, where they beat it with a board until it died. When police found it, the alpaca's eyes were missing. It had been killed by breaking its ribs and puncturing a lung.

The owner of the farm says Mullins, Reynolds and Miller took turns photographing themselves killing the alpaca. After all, when you're out slaughtering innocent animals, you really do need a keepsake of those fond memories.

All three were eventually arrested for the crime and were out on bail awaiting their court date. And that's when they ran into problems again.

It seems Reynolds and Mullins were out partying the other night, which was something of a no-no. A judge had ordered them to stay away from each other. And since Reynolds is only 17, he's not supposed to be partaking of fine American spirits.

At around 5:30 a.m., a cop tried to stop their car on suspicion of drunk driving. But instead of  pulling over and taking the pinch, Reynolds rammed down the accelerator on his Camaro and tried to escape, leading police on a chase that reached 90 mph.

Police deployed stop sticks in the road. But Reynolds tried to avoid them, which conveniently allowed him to not avoid hitting a tree, bringing an end to the chase.

Now, the two morons have not only had their bond revoked in the original animal killing case, but now they're charged with a host of traffic and alcohol crimes, including resisting arrest, driving while hammered, etc., etc.

See our original story here.

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