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Tracy Durham Gets Shot for Calling Man's Girlfriend Ugly, Doesn't Notice Until Next Day
Thursday, June 24, 2010 at 8:00 am
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This is usually considered neither gentlemanly or wise while partying in the manly confines of Peoria. And it's especially unwise when said boyfriend happens to be armed. (See example of ugly girlfriend above, in case you've never seen one before.)
As Durham recalls, he heard a pop just as he was taking a slug from a bottle of Chivas Regal at about 11 p.m. (Side note: True Crime would love an invite to any party where they're chugging Chivas straight from the bottle.)
But Durham thought nothing of it. He went to bed about 3 a.m., presumably quite hammered.
The next morning he got up and went outside. That's when a neighbor noticed he was limping. Upon further examination, Durham discovered that he'd actually been shot in the thigh. He went to the hospital and got that bad boy taped up.
Hospital workers naturally have to call police whenever there's a shooting victim in their midst. But Durham, being exceedingly manly, refused to say who shot him. In part because the shooter was his friend. In part because, in the clear light of a hungover morning, he perhaps realized that he shouldn't have called his buddy's girlfriend ugly.
See our last episode of Moron of the Day: Mean Ass Skank Kicks Boyfriend in the Balls in Fight Over the Last Natty Light.
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