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Michael Ratliff, Moron of the Day: Brings 18-Month-Old Daughter With to Buy Hooker
Friday, July 30, 2010 at 7:44 am
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But one guy stood out. That would be 38-year-old Michael Ratliff of Trenton.
It seems Ratliff badly needed a dose of barenaked female pleasure. But he was also taking care of his 18-month-old daughter at the time. That's when he thought to himself, "Why not just take her along! It will be a father-daughter bonding experience, and quite possibly an educational lesson in micro-economics! It will be just like Harvard! Only cheaper and with nudity!"
So that's what he did.
He approached an undercover cop and tried to complete his pay-per-view rendezvous in a nearby alley. But the cop was interested in an educational experience of a different sort -- namely the kind that ends with Ratliff in jail, busted for both soliciting and child endangerment.
See our last episode of Degenerate Dads: Aaron Montoya Locks Kids in Camper So He & the Missus Can Go Jet Skiing.

