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Mike Lout, Hammered Texas Mayor, Found Shirtless After Crashing Car at Sonic

By Pete Kotz in Politicians, Stupid Criminals
Thursday, Jul. 29 2010 @ 7:30PM
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Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Lout was found wandering shirtless 500 feet away after getting his car stuck at Sonic. Says the police report: "Mr. Lout laughed and said he could sure drink some whiskey." Houston Press has the story.