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Bernadette Music, Moron of the Day: She Called 911 Five Times in Hopes of Getting a Date

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Friday, August 6, 2010 at 7:51 am
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​It seems some of the finer ladies of Greater Cincinnati are struggling with the whole emergency concept of 911. Take Bernadette Music. As she sees it, she's quite a catch. But for some reason she had difficulty phoning one of those 1-900 date lines...

And since this was apparently a love emergency, she naturally called 911 for assistance -- five times.

She wasn't interested in dating an officer. She was, however, apparently seeking assistance in getting patched through to a love connection. "I'm having a hard time getting a hold of... you know a date line," Music told the dispatcher. "And I look healthy. I'm 5'1 and ok. I weigh 120 pounds."

But while she may look healthy, her mind is slightly more questionable. Police in Norwood, Ohio became a little pissed by the repeated calls. But when they tracked her down at her home, she decided to urinate in the hallway before she could be handcuffed and taken away.

We still hold out hope that Bernadette can find love, especially within the golden showers community of the 1-900 dating world. But she'll have to wait till she emerges from the slam before she plies her womanly fluids on the desperate Lotharios of suburban Cincinnati.

See our last episode of Moron of the Day: Mope Tries to Cash Forged Check for $1 Million at Bank Drive-Thru.

Tags: Gooberville, Moron of the Day, Ohio

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