Breasts: The Miracle Product Capable of Distracting Any (Male) Robbery Victim

• It was a Boobie Trap that's all.....

• I'm just saying I would have at least TAP that for about a week to get my money worth............

• Hey, they caught the two girls. There won't be a lineup for the fact that the two perps turned out to be juveniles!!1! Apparently they had repeatedly done this to other victims and were caught in the act trying to do it again. (Oh, and left out of the original news articles was that one of the girls who bared her breasts also grabbed the victim's junk to ensure he was entirely distracted.) Thankfully, it was France, so the victim won't be unnecessarily charged with viewing Kiddie b00bs like he would be if this had been in the United States.

• hey there's an idea LOL - whoa...

• cw, de nada, (I knew what you meant =) !) LOL - you did! That's fantastic - I hope you two can keep the drool under control. I find having a glass of tea handy helps. LOL!

• alexa I meant to say gracias (not por favor) for that link LOL I shared it with my 29 year old daughter...lol

• yeah Dman had me wondering too...but not for too long thanks to mi amiga alexa LOL ... por favor

• It always comes back to the Citibank chick for me, doesn't it? After having twins and BFing for 6 months - well, at least attempting it to the best of my ability, I'm guessing I had better get myself to her plastic surgeon so that my mammary glands can be considered weapons -- in a good way, not in the no bra hangy, gross, eeww way.

• First, it's so telling and hilarious that this post has 52 comments and counting. LOL! Next, I did leave wondering how Mr. Dman. knows what he knows about the other version of DP. Oh I know, I know, the interwebs can tell you all kindsa' crud without you wanting it to, but, still, WTH? *marches back to men in tight undies website*

• I'm just saying I would have at least HIT that for about a week to get my money worth............

• All the talk of turning it around a picturing him as a gay man, made me think of the youtube Sassy Gay friend videos....some of them are pretty funny. Maybe if he'd have been one, they would not be living a life of crime now...lol...just sayin ;)

• I would have at least HIT that for about a week to get my money worth............

• most males tend to forget that our boobs are not there to be toys for you boys. but are actually there mainly to feed the offspring you sire on us. plus for any gal. if done right. they do make nice 'squirters'. one gal actually shot her man in the eye with 'mom juice'.

• cw *ggl* It always makes me giggle when you say holy hell. Go here (it's tame, but still luscious): http://undies.dahandahanlang.com/

• I'm marching along with you alexa...holy hell

• Mr. Dman. I must now go apply mental Clorox. The DP I was thinking of was of Mongo in "Blazing Saddles." Ok. *marches off to men in tight underwear site*

• @people who want to know about Donkey punching. Well there right about the "Butt Love". while doing "Butt Love" the man punches the person in the back of head making the Butt tighten.(you should know the rest.) Just for the people that wanted to know haha

• This thread is interesting. I have not had many experiences with breast lovers. I'm barely an A cup-been that size since I was about 13. When you are 5'11" you get the leg men. That's a whole different ballgame.

• Alright it is way true. I was just trying to read the moron of the day, and one of the top article is the chick with them biggg olddd tities. and like ever min my eyes would wonder on over.. haha you dam woman and your twins win every time.

• Alright it is way true. I was just trying to read the moron of the day, and one of the top article is the chick with them biggg olddd tities. and like ever min my eyes would wonder on over.. haha you dam woman and your twins win every time.

• @angry grandma, and there are some of us who were raised with a more Victorian upbringing that find a bare neck or hands to be more erogenous and sexy than breasticles or buttocks or legs! ;) I often set off womens' gaydar when their cleavage doesn't interest me, but a woman that undoes but a single button on the choker of her high-collar dress or removes her lace gloves will make me drop me to my knees.

• Russell, I know men/boys think boobs 90% of time. then you have the 10% ones who think buttes. I'm not a guy. So i dont care either way! I like mine, sometimes. But i try not to display them in unflattery lights! When they shine, they shine! and i have NEVER thought to buy new ones! Have enought problems with these don't think i could handle the problems of say, Chesty Morgan!

• Pretty nasty as well!!! Not to mention the smell!!!! Or the risk of being kicked by the cow! I have gotten kicked many times and knocked on my butt by a cow! Don't think it's a s bad as a horse though. Cows dont have a bunch of power. Only weight! Horses, well they can kill you with one kick placed correctly!. So i dont mess with horses. Getting stepped on by one is worst enough. Great just gave away a 40 plus yr old secret!!! But i'm sure a lot of people who grew up in farming areas know about it. City folk get a kick out of cowpie Bingo up here!!! it's funny to watch them!!! Cheering on their cow to drop a pie in certain squares. To funny!

• @Angry Grandma I think everyone does mean stuff when they are kids-cow tipping doesn't sound that mean. Now firecrackers in cow poop-that's pretty original. LOL!

• angry grandma, yes it's a guy thing. And silicone or not, I'm like a woman in a shoe store, I want to see every pair! Funny but I think this article has received more comments than any other today. I wonder why that could be?

• Yeah. I confess. This was all while i knew no better. But i swear i never hurt any thing (except for scaring the cows). Don't like bugs or snakes or frogs so i wasn't pulling wings off or anything creepy like that. My big fame was the cow tipping. Then i found books! and i have been avid reader since.

• Diamondgirl9-- Yeah i was a beast as a child. And that's correct. Cows sleep standing up. and if you are quiet you can tip them over. It is mean but as a kid, it was fun. couldn't do it now though. we also put lit firecrackers in the cowpies (you know what that is? cow poop) under them and when they explodes it scares the cows and they take off running! makes for very bad spoiled milk though. Again. I was a beast of a child with nothing to do but commune with the cows. oh and cotton!!! Only video games we had was watching Batman and Robin on TV or Green Lantern. Or going to the Drivin Movies and playing against the intermission show! So we made our own fun. Looking back, i would have beat my kids raw if they had pulled anything like this on me. But, different times different generation! And yes CW i think same age!!!

• Wow-It's kinky and mean.LOL! Google even had some film about it. I passed on the movie.

• @CT Thank you. I will try to google it. Sounds kinky. LOL!

• Oh, I see Trajan mentioned DP first -- OK, out with it, Trajan.

• Donkey punching -- has something to do with butt love but I am afraid to go to the link -- I'm at work and don't need that sort of thing showing up. I'll bet Trajan can tells us.

• @cw Thanks for the info-donkey punching sounds mean too.

• donkey punching? not too sure lol cow tipping? cows often sleep standing up so if you're really quiet upon approach you can literally tip them right over, but it's mean.

• This ius like a sex education site for me. I just found out what teabagging is-now could someone please tell me what donkey punching and cow tipping is?

• no you're not that old-we are the same age I believe

• Ok. So i now know that i'm not that old!!! Well we did it all the time as a kid. And the lighting fire crackers under their butts under cowpies as well! Never see a cow move until you see that!!!! I was a juvy when all we had were reform schools!!!! I just never got caught! I was to fast and much smarter then the the goobers with me!!!! Plus my granddaddy was the law at the time!!!

• hey granny-we cow tipped out west too...I didn't but some guys I hung out with/rode horses with used to do it.

• holy hell Trajan-I have tears rolling down my face and onto my ... well anyway you are cracking me up!!! LOL boobs and men...or boys...I think it's that natural suckling nature that never goes away.

• donkey punching? Sorry that doesn't compute in my mind. Now Cow Tipping makes more sense!!! Maybe only some older southern people on here (Officer Pat?) would understand that one!!! But why let me ask, would anyone want to go all Blazing Saddles on a poor old donkey? Ok. More laughs plz!!! Was angrier than a pissed off bee this morning. and am slowly easing up from it. Need more laughs!!!

• @Trajan, LOL ... yeah, I remember when I was growing up how we'd all gather round the campfire and sing donkey punching songs. Actually, back at a different post, I asked if the Roman instance was the inspiration, 'cos someone else suggested you should use Hadrian instead, but you had moved on and missed it. Yeah, when I read the news item today, I naturally thought of you. =) Certain Roman emperors were decent guys, and thank goodness, because if they had all been Caligula's, I don't think it would have lasted as long as it did. Certainly, togas would have long been abandoned as entirely too fussy.

• They'll probably never get caught either... Officer: "What did her face look like?" Man: "She had a face?"

• @angry grandma: A love of big beautiful breasts is as American as apple pie, baseball, ham sandwiches, and donkey punching.

• AAlex: Actually not it is not, though I did find that news article interesting. I am a big fan of Hugo's work. Actually my moniker comes from my love of Roman history. I collect Roman coins from the period known as the "Five Good Emperors" and Trajan is my favorite of Roman Emperor.

• This would seem to be a Male problem? Believe me, if a male came up to me a flashed me a pair of stately man boobs, he wouldn't be getting any cash or such! I would be retching all over the place and trying to run far far away!! So i think that it's a man thing. and a nice pair of woman breast, nicely enclosed, is something to admire. But if they are fake, well, silicone is for toys not boys!!!

• Yeah, I've been struck stupid by the sudden appearance of a set of boobies myself. Couldn't move for fear of tripping over my tongue.

• I knew that breasts hold hypnotic powers for men, but ain't no boobs in the world that is going to come between me and my money! What I thought was most hysterical about this crime was the Parisian Police's Press Release. "We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view." Who said that Police don't have a sense of humour? So, what's next? Scammers who use an IPad displaying Hypnotoad to mesmerize their victims while they rob them?

• LMAO! Trajan, you are cheering me UP. (BTW, is your nick inspired by the real life Notre Dame artisan upon which Hugo based his "Hunchback"? I'm actually being serious.)

• ok. Now all the funnies come out!!! Men/boys with their jokes and desires about boobs!!!! As The King (WWE) says: Boys, PUPPIESSSSSS

• @Mr. Dman: Before he leaves he says "Girl you need to learn to respect yourself." Then shakes his head.

• Haha.. this is way funny. I bet he is a nerd. No able to take his eyes off the tits to see he is getting jacked.. I just did the situation in my head but the guy is gay and turns out like... Girl walks up with her tits out, the guy turns and is shocked to what he is seeing, and tells her "Skank"(with lisp) "you are barking up the wrong wood her". "Cover those things up old men are stareing at you" and walks away with the money. haha I wonder if they were a nice pair... hmmm. lol Motorboat haha hella funny.

• Hey I am a romantic. A romantic who once jacked it to an oil stain that sorta looked like a boob. Hooters are for men what chocolate is for women.

• Typical boys. Yell 'puppies' and the boys come running to play!!!! *shakes head at Trajan* Telling your age there dude! Motorboating!!! LMAO

• @Dylan: Obviously we are watching different porno movies my friend. According to those hallmarks of cinematic achievement, the world is constantly prowled by horny sluts whose only goal is to swallow at least a liter of semen a day. Do you expect me to believe that the good people who drive the Bang Bus are not being truthful?

• 300 euros for a feel(of his crotch) and a look at a pair of breasts? Strip clubs, anyone? Wow, sometimes the males of the human race utterly flabbergast me. What if this man was gay? Wouldn't it be sexual harassment? Why in the name of God would make you think being approached at an atm with some girl flashing her boobs at you is going to lead to sex? *shakes head* Motorboat to justice. ha.

• Only I can fight this crime wave. They can whip those puppies out and I will Motorboat them to justice.

• They Boobie trapped him dammit! Poor guy didn't have a chance.

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