Colondra Hamilton, Moron of the Day: Busted for Masturbating While Driving

• She got busted for GOWD Getting Off While Driving

• Multi-tasking??? Love it.

• @Man Downunderrr., g'day! I'll be checking in here and there around my weekend so hopefully we'll bounce into each other. American football is still in pre-season games, but it's better than watching the Real Housewives of who the frak cares. Cheers!

• G'day Pranksters, just logged on and WHOA!!! All I mentioned was blowin' the froth off a few beers. Anyways, You wanna come to my house to play and all I get to be is CHAIRMAN? I'm going to have to speak to my people and they will be in touch. OK? It' Saturday afternoon down here, off to see a game of Aust.Rules Football (footy)It's the last game of the regular season. Have fun you all, will be back later on. CHEERS from Melbourne

• Real life is never like softcore porn makes out

• I am way glad it's Friday...

• *bows a la queen-esque* @Saint, I accept and I concur. So let it be written, so let it be done! *hoists cup of coffee* A toast to you and the new world order! *swig* Oh, we'll be great AND refreshing. Also, no stuffy suits or speech reading. Just more of your usual, please. Secret decoder rings? Can I have it match my Malibu Barbie Taser? Please? =) hola cw! Yes, I awoke way early and am thus, online in direct proportion thereto. How you be this happy Friday! Pete, the Cleveland Embassy will need a new hockey-tron plasma in the Hall of Mirrors banquet closet. I'll see what we can budget once we've found a way to fund it. *more coffee*

• LOL Pete, fair enough...(as long as being acting President dosen't involve having to wear a stuffy tight-necked suit, or reading speeches others have written for me I'm in.) The Cleveland embassy is in good hands I'm certain.

• Sorry, Saint, I can't go to Australia with you. I wouldn't feel comfortable. It's too hot and there's not enough unemployment or corruption or televised hockey to make me feel at home. I'll have to defer to you as president. I will man your Cleveland embassy.

• *rubs eyes* wow, are we gearing up already? hola alexa!!

• Alexa...lets all run off to Australia and have a secret hide-out located at their biggest brewery. Once there we can form A politically incorrect (and therefore more correct) Society of Vigilantes, man down under can be chairman, Pete gets presidency, You're the queen...and I'll pour the beers and pass out the secret decoder rings. Sound like a winner? (I wish i could afford to live in Australia.)

• Man Downunderrr., welcome! So glad you're diggin' our brain coughs LOL! Just FYI, Pete manages our all girl band, Stinky Bingo, Celtic and Spinal Tap music interpretationistas. We've just come back from a tour in Outer Mongolia and we sold a LOT of t-shirts. I keed. =) Again, jump in anytime and if you're around when I'm breaking open a brew, we'll all hoist a pint.

• Welcome, Man Down Under.

• But what was wrong her tinted windows?

• Pete Kotz, recently discovered this site, absolutelly enjoying it, very witty contributors too...C.T, C.W.,Alexa Kim, Patty CW, Saint D etc., very amusing and enlightening. A fun way to knock the froth off a few (that's what we say when you havin' a beer in AUS)Oh yeah, and I've discovered what a troll does ! Brilliant. Keep it up. Lovin' it. Cheers from DOWN HERE !

• Gross..she couldn't even wait till she got home to smoke and stroke? Hope that cop had gloves when and if he was handed her license, reg, and insurance.

• Sounds like Colondra got busted for tapping her own ass. You go, girl! Get down with your bad self. I count Three Pieces of crack paraphernalia.

• This is hilarious. You know, I was just thinking of how many times I'm in traffic and somebody cuts me off and instead of roadrage I get roadhorny

• LOL @ topsyjane...I wonder what the penalties for such an offense (driving erotically) are.

• She was fined for driving erratically or erotically?

• Now this story definitely gives new meaning to the OH in OHio! I've driven through Cincinnati and the drivers are scary enough, but add a crack pipe, porn, sex toys, and a masturbating driver to the mix and I am terrified. LMAO@Alexa Kim's link - good lookin out. We needed something to wipe that image away.

• Usually I just read all the comments but this is to nasty to pass on Nasty dirty skany whore...that is just crazy.

• This isn't any different than getting HEAD while driving.

• LOL! Then there may be some relief on the way!

• I pass by one on the way home!!

• You have my condolences patty cw -- perhaps you could steal the catalogue out of the local Men's Warehouse?

• god damn filters...

• *blinks* uh... isn't this kind of multi-tasking creating a hostile work environment for the cops? And a hostile reading environment for us! *spit* I need a mental cleanser, excuse me.... http://www.mensunderwearblog.com/ I welcome all sufferers to partake if they so wish.

• I used to work in a drive thru window at a fast food joint up in AK years ago and OI!! saw some unusual stuff going on. Too weird.

• Haters gonna hate! Imagine the expression on the cops face when she rolled down the window and the wall of pussy fumes hit his face! :D

• Nasty, nasty, just too nasty for me!

• @Pete, lmfao at your reply to granny. As for the story, OF COURSE they found a crack pipe. It's the only thing factor that's holding this story together!

• LMAO!!! yeah this is disgusting but Pete's comment was way to funny lol

• You know when you can smell it when people smoke weed, you can smell it a few houses down. I bet people driving by saying, "Tuna, I smell Tuna!" haha.

• I live here in Cincinnati, and the city gets more embarrassing by the day. The folks running it aren't too great either.

• I'm sure her passenger was just as stoned out of their gourd as she was had to be driving with someone playing with themselves while you play a porno. DISGUSTING and I agree w/ Chrissy I bet it stank something fierce in that car. Just thinking about it just ruins your entire day. God bless that police officer who had to witness that abomination diddling herself

• You better not lose weight, Grandma. That would make you dangerously hot, which is probably illegal.

• Ew...Ew...EW!

• This seems to be the day Pete wants me to lose a lot of weight! Another stomack turning story. Plain old nasty bitch.

• And just when we thought the dangers of texting or sexting while driving couldn't be beaten! I can see the expression on the officers face and only imagine what he said. (not to mention the inside locker-room jokes with his fellow boys-in-blue after the fact.) "uh ma'am, I'm gonna have to see some....what??!!...oh God!!...did you get that from an alien spaceship, or a catalog that caters specifically to Klorgs from Borg?....whats are the little spikey things for?"...wait...don't tell me. I'd say the cop is traumatized to say the least. And congress will have to enact yet another new driving law..

• hahahahha. Do you just ask the person riding with you if they mind if you get a quick "O" in while you drive, oh and would you mind starting that video. Ha ha too much.

• Explanation - would be the proper spelling, f*ck, I hate when that happens.

• Her explaination is pretty fishy if you ask me.

• What a skank. I don't know how anybody could ride in that car with her while she was digging in that nasty hole.

• She was smoking crack, had porn on her laptop that her passenger was holding and masturbating with a sex toy while driving? Huh, I really don't think a comment is necessary on this one. lol.

• Ew...I know for sure that car stunk to high heaven

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