Dan Duffy, Iowa Chiropractor, Accused of Masturbating on Female Patient

• While I agree that it was crazy for her to stay and let him finish, if she hadn't, there would have been no physical evidence and it would have been a he-said-she-said thing. She stuck around,got proof and got the hell out. Maybe she knew if he was really doing what she thought he was, it was the only way to prove he really did it.

• Okay here, just let me get some of my special lotion for you!!! Why in the hell would you sit through something like that? I wonder how many other women had experiences like this with this weirdo?

• LMFAO!!! No offence, but this is the funniest shit I ever read. I was just visualizing the girl lying on her back, hearing the sounds and waiting, while our hero wanks his way to glory..LOL..she should have gotten the hell outta there ages ago...WTF was she thinking???

• She must have been one hot ass bitch if he couldn't wait until she at least got out of the room to jerk off to her. I'm surprised he didn't rape her he wanted that bad that he couldn't wait.

• @Jenn, not a stab at all but rather a tip-of-the-hat. Your typo was pure brilliance and I have officially added the word "Buys" to my lingua vernaculus. It certainly works better than "Man-boys". :)

• I'm in such pain. Just fractured my ribs and it's painful to laugh, but this is hilarious. Who in their right mind would stick around if they heard the jerk unzipping his pants!

• @movetotheright...what makes you say he is innocent so convinced?? because he told you? well did he also expalin to you how his stuff was all over her back?? i would love to hear what he has to say that has you so convinced...you say his world is over?? so how do you think the little girl is feeling right now? she didnt ask for it but your friend did

• has anyone thought that maybe this wasn't the first time he has done this to this young lady? Maybe this was the 1st time he 'went all the way'? And she wanted proof? sounds like it to me. He was building up to this point and God knows what else he may have already done to her in the terms of a chiropracter. and as far as i know, unless there is a real need, you should never have any close (except your bra ladies) off. I worked in a chiropractic office temp a while back. And unless there is extreme reason to, you don't have to get undress. So if a 'dr' tells you to undress, you don't have to. Unless you are wearing tons of clothes and he can't feel the bones in your spine. But i was always told to wear a comfortable tee shirt. Clothes off are only for xrays and evaluation. Not for adjustments. Bad bone cruncher.

• Wait, there's a language to love? I always thought it went " Grunt, Grunt, splooge, Now get off me, and grab the remote so I can watch SportCenter!"

• Stupidity, it's unbelievable he'd put his practice at risk.

• NOT master of his domain.

• @IowaGrammy: I have that control. I am like a ninja with my semen. I practice. I light a candle...then I shoot it out. It is like the fair. I also can spooge on a coin before my sensai can close his hand. The Force is very strong with me...the love force. People ask what other languages I speak. I speak the international language of love.

• Emperor Trajan, I think you may have just caused me an asthma attack laughing so hard. Control of your baby goo, very important man-skill

• Mark, was that an intentional stab at my bad typing?

• *giggles* Bravo, bravo. *golf applause*

• @alexa: I am no hero. Just a guy who really knows how to work it. Well that is what I told that judge. Long story short: hung jury.

• Trajan, you jizz-o-matic love machine you. Are ya' trying to make Pete give you a raise? Pete, give him a raise already!

• hey Trajan- I am laughing so hard right now at your last comment I can barely breathe...;D

• For once in my short commenting career I'm almost at a lack for words. I wonder if this is the first occasion in which the man did this, or if he has done it on other occasions and has only now been caught? Either way hes right..his life and career is probably over. I don't see many women being eager about taking a trip to "Doctor Wankies Palace of Love." to be relieved of their joint tension.

• Happened to me only in a chinese massage, and they took pictures, bastards.. I was only 13..

• EW! Nasty! I think it's what someone mentioned earlier. It seems it was a young woman, as her mother was in the waiting room. I can pretty much guarantee she was frozen. She probably wondered what was going on and thought, no, there's no way THAT could be happening. You certainly don't expect that when you go in for an adjustment. Poor kid. And, what a sick, nasty pervert he is. Just gross. That's why on the rare occasion I use a chiropractor, it's a female.

• @Move to the Right: Ok, I am sure that you have a fine relationship with this man. Still, what facts are missing? I am a quite casual man but my semen does not end up splashed around the immediate area in a willy-nilly manner. I can safely say that of the myriad times a woman has exited a room with my baby goo on her lower back, shoulders, and in her hair, it was completely intentional. As you can see I am a passionate young gentleman. Something very strange happened in that room. In America we are all innocent until proven guilty. As an attorney I cherish that notion. Still, he did that shit.

• I know Dan Duffy personally and grew up with his family. I have spoke to him and he is innocent. The accusations being brought out are completely false and has put his entire life into unecessary turmoil that will probably never go away. Stop for one second and put yourself in his shoes and you'll releaize that some of your comments are WAY off base. Don't judge someone you don't know if you don't have all the information.

• Yes I aim to displease, its nice to cut loose every once and awhile, get away from being serious and just make funny pointless jokes, but if I think your being purposefully stupid I'm going to call you on it...

• On an unrelated topic: If you have ever used the term "Goody Gumdrops" I am coming for you. You won't know when, you won't know where, but I am going to get you. I am like the Terminator.

• @Leah: What we have here is a failure to communicate. There was a happy ending idea floating around and the situation went horribly wrong. There are no judgments in brainstorming.

• Dang, another Grammy! Always nice to meet one, and one from the South Pacific too. Thanks Rando, now I'll be forced to stay awake during all my dental procedures. My dentist is kinda creepy. The thought of him spanking it while I'm out makes my skin crawl.

• Yes, that would be a problem. Maybe he should have become a dentist or an anesthesiologist at least patients of those doctors are unconscious, you could rub on out and they would never know it...HA HA HA(Dramatic Reverb)!!!

• Wait a minute - you mean to tell me that a chiropracter isn't supposed to wank off on your back? Oh crap! I thought it was standard operating procedure.

• I think you're right Mark. They do talk in pseudo medical lingo and cop a cheap feel... AND charge the co-pay. And I go back on a semi-regular basis. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Dr. Scott in case he's reading this. You really do make my back and neck feel better, but the adjustments to my lower back, totally unnecessary. I just say it hurts for the extra treatment.

• And in other news... "Chiropractor finally discovered that actually does something to a person's back!" All this time I thought Chiropractors just spoke in pseudo-medical lingo, copped a cheap feel, and charged your Insurance Company outrageous sums of money! (I jest, as some of you have already mentioned that you see a chiropractor.) As for the sperm on the hands from a "Nooner", all the buys have to do is spend 5 minutes in a Nightclub to learn the lesson of how to properly clean yourself thoroughly when you are done. Blacklight is unforgiving and reveals all! (It's like learning the lesson to properly wipe after the first time you are teased in Kindergarten after your first wedgie for having a skidmark on your undies.)

• Gosh I'm proud to be from Iowa right now. My chiropractor is hot too. There's a move he does on my lower back that I swear, if we were naked we'd be exchanging body fluids. Ok, so I like that he gets all cozy. As hot as he is, if he jacked it on my back without including me in the action, I'd be super pissed! This girl was young (her mother was in the waiting room) so she probably was too freaked out to act. bleah, nothing like finding jiz on your back.

• Didn't she see the sign on the door that the place was full service? He was just giving her the happy ending.

• KT, you may be right. I think the cops may need to look in to that. This may not be the first time he's shared his load.

• He probably left the room to turn on his hidden video camera. Then he returned for the money shot.

• Vincent, only if you promise to wear very dark glasses and follow everything I do with a supper corny joke while looking directly into the sun, only then will I let you crack my back.

• hey jenn, i happen to be a very good looking chiropractor. sup? <3

• lol Jenn-now that's a great idea, hubby cracking back...

• patty cw, you bring up a valid point. I wasn't thinking about the money. However, you pay to visit the chiropractor. If you pay to go there and get your back popped, but something else pops up instead, that's a big problem. Cute or not, I don't think I'm going to waste money on that. You have officially helped me change my mind. Although, in my defense, he really does touch me in all the right places. If only I could convince my husband to become a chiropractor...

• lol alexa... :D

• Oh snap, I did leave out the reciprocity didn't I! True dat LOL I may be easy but I ain't cheap... that I know of.

• &#64;John Smalls - Ok don't you think it's a bit of a coincidence that she said heard his zipper go down and the sound of him wanking off AND his sperm was on her back? If it was from an early rendezvous with rosie palm and her 5 sisters, then she wouldn't have known to turn him in. And btw, I know a lot of women say "I would do this, I would do that" But really, you don't know what they hell you're going to do until you're in that situation. He may have been big. She may have been afraid that he would over power her. The BEST way to avoid this situation is to ask for a female nurse/aid to be present during appointments like this. For Chiropractors, dentists, gynos - any appointment where the professional is touching your body, there should be a witness there. For his protection and yours!

• waivers for attractive guys wanting to pop a nut on me? not for free LOL

• Hmmm, handsome chiros would be granted a special waiver possibly, I think I'm with ya' on that Jenn, LOL! patty cw, :D !

• I dont think I would have laid there either and let him do that but at least this pervert is going to jail hopefully for being a nasty little creep who couldn't keep it in his pants!

• I'm with Belinda. She's not too bright. If I heard his pants unzip I would have gotten out of there!

• hola alexa!! mi amiga :D life is great, hope the same for you and a happy Thursday it is!!

• Also, for the record, my chiro is very attractive. I don't know that I would report him if he did something crazy. (That makes me bad, doesn't it?)

• That's just gross. But seriously, if I heard my doctor unzip his pants then start going to town. I would not still be laying on the table. He'd get a quick swift kick in the face!

• patty cw, hola chica, happy Thursday. Where the heck have Moet, Kristin and Sharon been lately? Oppos3d - LOL! She's bringing sexy back. John Smalls, why do you think gals wash their hands so much? I'm sure "buys" (Jenn, it's funny!) put their lunch in their scrotum locker all the time. Which is why she heard the zipper open so he could cop a snack.

• She's a dumbass for setting through it. Do women not have any sense whatsoever when it comes to dealing with pervs...? I wouldn't stand for any of this shit that I read. Not even because I was taught better, but just because.

• "esteemed bone cracker." LOL!!! I haven't even recovered from that last article I read Pete LOL!!! Ok, she consented to this buy going there to have her back worked on...RIGHT!!! what a sick fuck this guy is. He likes that kind of action? put him in lock up...he'll have his hands full. :o

• **buys = cross between guys and boys This is NOT my day.

• No offense, John Smalls, but maybe you buys should learn to wash your hands. If she heard him unzip his pants, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't just remnants from lunch. What a great lunch though, huh? Maybe he went to lunch with that Colondra Hamilton chick.

• Maybe he already had sperm on his hands from masturbating earlier in the day or on his break. I don't think the article meant he ejacualted on her back, but if he didn't wash his hands well enough after his self joy ride even a tiny amount of sperm could wind up on her and able to be tested for. No offense to any ladies, but if you ever hold hands with a guy, GUESS WHAT, you've been spermed!

• She must have had a really nice back.

• How can you NOT control yourself??????

• I bet he thought he would get away with it..

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