Daniel Geiwitz, Moron of the Day: Left Casket for Ex-Girlfriend and Her New Man

• Someone wanna explain to me why a 28 yr old man wants to come into an apt that the adults not home, and ask a 17 yr old girl if he can come in and take pics? What are you taking pictures of Dan? And what was so important that you had to wait til the was no adult in the home? Makes ya wonder. I sure would love to heaar him explain this to the mother. I plan on being there in court. Should be for some interesting reading here. See y;all after court.

• I've had the priveledge to meet Dan first hand. He is Stalking another woman and her lil sister. Knows when the older one is home, when she's gone, what time she leaves, what time she comes home, who comes to see her. What time they come and what time they go. He tells her how to clean her house and bitches if things are not perfect to his liking. His stalking this one has been going on for a year now. But this time, he can't get what he wants out of her so hee's sueing her for eviction, and monetary value for pest control that has been asked for for 4 years now. And the eviction is from his brother. Why not get the 20 yr old in trouble with a record like your Dan. Way to go. Guess we all see how you are. Another stalking charge by both these girls should put you right where you belong. Here those men come in the lil white coats. Run Dan Run.

• 4/17/10 12:01 pm...Bimbo says..."Hey, whats Drews #? The one I have is off and I need to call him"... No reply from D

• On Dans behalf I would like to appolagize to Joi for running around on her all those years...And thank her for teaching me not to lie! He Also would like to appolagize to Alley for the disrespect that she did not deserve but also thank her for teaching him not to treat girls like dormats! And thank Bimbo for teaching him that Karma is real and eventually all things come full circle...

• wow thats hilarious. if only it was true and not a bunch of lies. u sound like her u must b related. guess the jury will bring out the truth. hopefully sooner than later so this crazy bitch can get whats shes got coming. falsifying a police report is a huge offense. LMAO

• This story is tooo funny! As far as the comments go, I'd love to share the truth (since I pretty much know everybody involved)...it's a small town. I really don't know the new boyfriend personally, but she has told me a lot about him and I've checked with other people to make sure she is in good hands because this girl deserves to be treated right!!! Let's start with Dan: Oh, where do I start... I think it's funny that he is trying to take his psychotic behavior and turn the story around and make her look crazy. This article is about HIS abnormal behavior. All of this sexual bashing and talking about how she is a drama queen is ridiculous. As far as I know, she has been really quiet about all of this. I tried to talk to her about it one day and she said she didn't want to talk about it! I know she's told a few other people that too. Dan has been stalking her and terrorizing her since they broke up in APRIL. He wrote letters to her family and sent her a few over the summer. She told me that he sent her letters but didn't say what was in them except that she is sick of the stalking. However, she did show my friend the letters and told my friend that she is turning them in. My friend saw all of them and said he called her passive aggressive in the letters and pretty much just complained that their problems stemmed from her not wanting to have sex with him (funny how in these comments he's trying to be a porn star and say they were together all the time but in the letters he cried about how she never wanted to be with him). Sounds like somebody needs to get his story straight! He told me that they broke up because she is high maintenance, had stupid ideas, talked to and spent time with her ex all the time (now current boyfriend),that she wouldn't put out and try new things and that she is SPOILED. She told me they broke up because she could feel the relationship turning abusive, he was jealous of her son and that they couldn't get along or agree on anything anymore. She didn't really even bash him to me after all that he has done to her! Much respect to her for that. That's no drama queen!!! I know one of his ex's (before her) and he stalked her and threatened her too. She eventually moved away to get away from him and never reported anything...she wishes she would have now though. It appears that whenever Dan has a fallout with someone, he feels that he needs to act up. I heard that he was talking about creating a lawsuit against a former employer because they fired him. He was planning on threatening them with fake accusations so he could collect money from them. Maybe that's what he's trying to do with this girl too since he knows her family is well off. Dan is crazy and his family is crazy. My little sister knows his brother and he was locked up somewhere for awhile for some mental thing too. The dad's crazy and his uncle killed himself because he heard voices... Dan used to be normal, but he snapped. It probably was falling in love with her and then her breaking his heart. She is known to be a heart breaker. Anyway, I hope he gets the help he needs. I hope the judge puts I'm in an institution or something before he kills himself. As far as she goes... I've known her since she was little. I'm quite a bit older than her, but have always watched over her and remained a friend to her. She hasn't been with that many people, she talks A LOT and would have told me about it! She does want a family and she has talked about that a lot over the years. She told me she wants a life like the Brady Bunch! lol She's an angel with a heart of gold. She is a beautiful girl, smart, funny, has a good job, respect in the community, takes care of herself and is a wonderful mother. Pretty much everybody that knows her loves her (except the ex's). She is a catch if you ask me. It's too bad that she keeps finding these psycho's. People say that she turns them psycho, but I've been thinking about these guys (Dan and her son's dad). They both have ex's that say they stalked them and did the same stuff to them, before they were with her! Sounds like she just dates psychos! I have no idea why she picks them, this girl could have any guy she wants! I see why Dan is so upset about the breakup. He lost the best woman that he ever get!!! ESPECIALLY now that everyone knows that he is psychotic! When she broke up with Dan I told her that she needs to be single for awhile. That lasted a few weeks...maybe a month before she was sure that giving it another shot with the ex was a good idea. I don't know the guy, but he must be good to her because she is definitely in HIS love spell. She met him about two years ago and I've heard nothing but good about him from her since. Even when she was with Dan she talked about this guy. Yeah, it probably drove Dan a little crazy, but I think she should have just forgot about Dan and tried to work things out with this guy. Yes, he has a drug record, but I think it's true love. People change and from the sound of it, they are changing together and will do anything for each other. I know some people that know him and they say that his eyes light up and he is happy when she is around him. I've never seen them together but when she talks about him her eyes do the same thing! And, she has the biggest smile on her face! She really loves this guy and seems really happy with him. She never looked like that when she was with Dan! I saw her right after the casket thing and she told me that Dan is still stalking and trying to stress them out so they have problems, hoping that they break up. She said Dan knows he needs to keep his distance with the new man in town, but she worries about what Dan will do if/when he isn't around to protect her. Dan needs to get a life and leave these two alone if you ask me. All of these comments and bashing are VERY childish. Dan has written her letters, written her family letters, trashed her house, tried to get her fired from her job, came to her work and freaked out and threatened to kill her and her new man. I'd be mad if she broke up with me too, but get over it already!

• $$$ u wouldnt know how many dudes shes been with. Im sure your cought up in here spell as well. i know this ex and shes fn nuts. can u say drama queen. Its funny u say to mike jones "just another pussy talking shit behind a computer" when your the one on the computer and facebook more than a teenage girl. computer tuff guy u say how much shit haved u talked on the computer but cant back it up when theres encounters. stop lights, middle of street ring any bells. haha. CCAP ahh yes good thing for that, unfortunately when people snitch certain charges get dropped. LMAO This whole things seems like a big joke childish if u ask me some people just cant grow up

• Well Amandalove...3 boyfriends and a fiance from Febuary 2010 to June 2010 kinda makes it look like we are talking about a real sleezy girl here...acording to Face book anyways...who knows what the real #s are...LMAO!

• Amanda u couldnt name 7 dudes she been with in her life and mike jones u r just another pussy talkin shit behind a computer. R u that retarded? Dont u know anybody can ccap and find out what charges someone has? Child porn and guns lmao. Looks like ur caught in a lie. Im off this now since im the only person keepin it real on here. Bunch of pussy ass story tellers. I been in the streets all day and not one of u computer tuff guys will come up with the balls to say shit to my face. Wish u cowards would

• I have been watching this story vary close and cant wait to it hits trial.I have come to find out that the ( new man ) is nothing but a drug dealer that is also waiting for trial.Charges of drugs,guns,child porn,and a few more. in my mind that is worse than putting a casket in someones back yard? If thats what really even happend?Guilty until proven other wise thats how the system works and thats sad for the ones who just ended up with a nut job...BEEN there

• Lol I know that joker cazzie and that hood rat.Is this a joke?Wow when I found out about this I lol for hours.I know her ex and she put him threw all types a bullshit I feel bad for this dan guy.Keep ur head up Im sure they twisted the story of what really happend like she has in the past with her last ex or should I say her ex like 5 guys ago or 6-7 lol...............

• Rob Stylyn was a nark wangster back in 98...WTF...stories or not... the new ones are even better! Dan was telling me hes really scared and sorry he ever even looked at Pimp C's Queen Bee! Hopefully some day you kids can shake hands, have bong and a blitz, and maybe even trade girls for an hour or two...Crazzier things have happened!

• so dan told you all about his sex life?,thats normal for girls to do but a boy to sit and talk about that stuff with his friend!!thats gay and maybe a little queer!so guys like to brag but hes making up stories.fuck now hes a story teller to? i know how he is and thats why all these ex girlfriends hate him...not sure what friend you are but im sure iv heard him talk shit about you. if his ex has a disorder its cuz he made her that way! every one knows her new man cant be phased or beat down..see his scar...now thats something to brag about.but he doesnt cuz he knows hes bad!!!! ride on sally!!

• Dantastedmycock...Dan told me you didnt teach her very well...He was saying it was like taking her to school everytime...all 500 or so...I wanna be a freak like you...teach to be a freak like you...she would say...Dan tells me anyway...Cant deny a big ass puddle, shaking legs and pinches everywhere...Dan told me he got in her ass too..Have you? I helped him screw that head board to her wall cuz the house damn near came down she says...Get me a wheel chair she says cuz she was damn near broken from Dans stamina...again Dan has just told me this over the few months after she dumped you for a man with some skills..."I just want a family" has anyone heard this famous line before? Maybe you and Dan can be friends after her iddentity changes when her Borderline Personality disorder takes a swing and she decides she wants to be a part of something other than drama...you should have seen the shot dan took to the face with a pipe on sat! unreal! didnt even phase him..lets just say... that was the only shot he took! He cant be knocked out after seeing that shot! Leave your pipe and gay friend and he tells me he will be around once his jewlery is off...Man Ive seen you be scared of this dude..driving off...your not tough...take a nap!

• lets define gangster:#1)nice baggy expensive clothes.#2)always smelling fresh.#3)bumps,tvs in the car with shinny rims and smellin fresh.#4)most likely paid for by ur ex cuz the gangster knows how to hit that spot!yeah boy!lol lets talk about the casket maker:#1)job stalking his ex prey and her loved ones.#2)building caskets for the gangsters to chill around the new bonfire,thanks for the wood!#3)home repairs boy.repairs in the hood cuz it pays good! ohhhh....u know hes coming cuz his rattling rusted out truck with no windows backfires. ohhh...wearing girlfriend beaters cuz they come 3 in a pack..so holy that he makes swiss cheese look good. you might see him in the store holding his blankie and a nuk in his mouth with a kiddie leash around his waist..hiding behind his mom when the big bad gangster comes.but if hes good he can have a dime for the ring machine!!!! he should take up wood work and build a dick to strap on.ride sally ride!

• yea,well unfortunately i live in the same city,this was pretty fucked up hearing bout this but yet it kinda funny...like what we say here in lacrosse,ONLY IN LACROSSE

• fuuckin awesome

• Dan geiwitz is a sucker for love ass fag! How u gonna say u snatched the ring off her finger like u broke up with her when ur heartbroken and stalking her lmao!! Patty cw....this coward geiwitz knows he will get stomped, thats why his bitch ass dropped the coffin and hopped in his wanted for repo truck and took off like a scared lil bitch. Liste- to this pussy call somebody a wanna b gangster lol whos the one leavin coffins in yards cuz he watched too many mafia movies!! Lmao. Dan geiwitz runs like a scared bitch and dials 911 everytime i see him hahaha. Dan u sucker for love ass bitch and u aint gonna do shit. Please come n try to make good on ur wannabe gangster death threats cuz i will beat u into the pile of shit u r anyday u actually man up!!! Pussy!!!

• patty cw, heyas girl, how you be? I chimed in early today cos I was gonna be gone all day. Just got back. You're probably off for the night so maybe I'll see ya' tomorrow.

• Ohh......dont get to close you will get lied to or snitched on! maybe the FBI have this on tape since they are watching...all these little kids need to have their mommys tuck them in for a nap...can you say wanna be gangsters that didnt get enough attention in their adalescence?? New Boyfriend?? Maybe balding, washed up, wanna be, without a job and the voice of a 12 year old girl, who is only back in the picture because Dan snatched the ring off this lying bitches finger...boyfriend... :) Peace Out hommies...Ya Dog...foe shizzle home slice...

• hey alexa!!!

• so rather than call the police on him why didn't she just shove a pencil into his eye?

• Pete Kotz, youre one funny mofo.

• Thanks for the tip, Mister, We just put it up.

• Leah he either 1) participated in the home invasion of a diehard Emo who happened to have an extra casket/bed in their basement 2) somehow stole one from a funeral home, or 3) bought one off ebay. (I think on the emo sites they're listed under bed and matress suppiles.)

• no problem Pete.

• Hey Pete, got a short story, but a nice feel good one for a Monday morning for ya http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/08/22/california.toddler.heroine/index.html?hpt=C2

• That is really sad, Saint. Thanks for the tip.

• Pete, are you going to cover the Hostage/mass murder situation that just went down in the Philippines? Very tragic incident. It would go well in the Police segment because the man was a fired police officer disgruntled over losing his position. (So he decided to take a bus with 21 or so people on it and demand his job back, like thats going to work.) His names Rolando Mendoza http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/24/world/asia/24phils.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

• That's really funny, Saint.

• Oh I'm sure the guy is quite capable of carrying this to the next level but we've got to give him a little credit for originality.

• @saint LOL! I would hope all chapters would offer such promise. :D

• Alexa, I read a sneak preview of it, and must say that Chapter 5: How to distinguish playing hard to get from genuine terror, by the speediness of police response time" is an invaluable tool for would be amorous stalker'killers everywhere. But now he'll have to edit that chapter i guess.

• I would have finished this comment sooner PETE, but I had to stop long enough to wipe coffee off my screen because I spit it everywhere laughing at that last paragraph. In all seriousness though, the guy was probably drunk off his ass when he did that, the pic of him looks like he can barely keep his eyes open...Still, I hope investigators pursue a SERIOUS threat/risk assessment to determine the likeliness of this escalating into something more sinister.

• *ggl* Yeah, I'm signing up for an advance copy.

• Droll.

• Make that CASKET

• Considering the price of a good gasket these days, perhaps girl friend should hang on to said casket. Or better yet, sell it on ebay. Why not profit from her ex-sweeties attempts at reconciliation?

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