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Michael Wayne Edwards Jr., Semen Squirting Bandit, Has a Degree in Criminology
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 6:56 am
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It may be a shocker, but a cursory look at Edwards' existence shows that the 28-year-old Gaithersburg, Maryland man -- who has been charged in five cases of dropping loads of semen on suburban Washington, D.C. shoppers--has elements of normalcy.
First off, prior to this summer, he had no criminal record. Secondly, as first reported in The Washington Post earlier in August, Edwards holds an undergraduate degree in criminology and criminal justice from the University of Maryland College Park. He graduated in 2006.
Edwards also previously worked for a private security firm, a sentinel protecting the Washington Aqueduct drinking water treatment plant.
Moreover, according to his mother Diane, who has said her son "never had any issues" or "any problems" growing up, Edwards has had a the same girlfriend for the past decade. Edwards' mother also says her son's gal remains resolute in her commitment during this ordeal.
While possible motive in the bizarre series of assaults remains unknown, say police, the case against him is not pretty.
Edwards was initially questioned and subsequently charged in connection with a mid-July assault at a grocery store when a woman was blasted with semen while walking out of the building.
Authorities had come to peg Edwards as the perp using store surveillance video. Further investigation revealed he had filmed the attack using his cell phone.
It has also been reported that when grilled by authorities for the July incident, Edwards admitted involvement in previous cases.
Despite the damning evidence, one of Edwards' lawyers, David Martella, told The Post his client "... [D]oes have an explanation and an expectation that he is going to be found not guilty of these accusations."
It remains uncertain as to where Edwards currently is. However, his last known whereabouts was a county jail where he was being held in lieu of $50,000 bond.
See our original story here: Michael Wayne Edwards Jr. Arrested for Squirting Woman With Semen at Grocery Store.
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