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Doctor, It Never Looks Good When You Lavish Your Sperm Over a Patient's Back

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 10:00 am
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​Reader Trajan responds to Dan Duffy, Iowa Chiropractor, Accused of Masturbating on Female Patient. As an attorney, he believes in presumed innocent. But you don't look so innocent when you splash your sperm over the back of a patient...

"I am a quite casual man but my semen does not end up splashed around the immediate area in a willy-nilly manner. I can safely say that of the myriad times a woman has exited a room with my baby goo on her lower back, shoulders, and in her hair, it was completely intentional.

"As you can see I am a passionate young gentleman. Something very strange happened in that room. In America we are all innocent until proven guilty. As an attorney I cherish that notion. Still, he did that shit."

Tags: Comment of the Day, Iowa

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