Probation officer gives office BJ to boot-camp teen
Jessica Hatcher's 5-Year-Old Devil Child Attacks, Pees on His Grandmother
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 at 1:52 pm
![]() |
She was forced to use a wheelchair and walker to make her way around. Under normal circumstances, she could have counted on her daughter, 21-year-old Jessica Hatcher, and her 5-year-old grandson for assistance.
But these are not normal circumstances, because her daughter and grandson are not normal people. It seems Jessica's shitty mothering skills have produced a 5-year-old Antichrist.
Alice was sitting in her wheelchair when the boy grabbed her walker and started beating her with it. Then he began to slap her and spit on her.
Alice tried to fend him off with a cane, according to the Charleston Daily Mail, but the kid grabbed it away and started belting her with that too.
So she repeatedly begged her daughter to get control of the child. But Jessica, who was laying on a nearby couch, said she "can't do anything with him" and continued watching TV. We presume there was a particularly searing episode of Wheel of Fortune on.
So grandma wheeled her way to her bedroom and locked the door. But the kid, apparently a feisty little bastard, punched and kicked his way in, leaving holes the door. Then he chucked an aerosol can at his grandma.
So Alice wheeled her way outside, attempting to lock herself in a car to escape Mephistopheles Jr. But the kid beat her with a mop, knocking her to the ground. Then he stood over her and peed on her.
Alice was able to finally call 911.
When cops arrived, Jessica admitted her son and her mother "just don't click anymore," an assessment that some would argue is riddled with understatement. But Jessica didn't believe the little bastard's behavior was inappropriate. She did, however, confess that mothering could be a burden.
Yet police were more inclined to side with grandma, deciding that being beaten and pissed on by a 5-year-old boy was slightly more burdensome. Jessica was charged with felony child neglect and abuse of an incapacitated adult for refusing to help her mom.
A priest was also called in to examine the boy's skull to see if it bore the mark of the devil, then drive a wooden stake through his heart.
See our last episode of Bad Moms: Health & Deborah Campbell, Nazi Parents, Won't Be Getting Their 3 Kids Back.

