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Nancy Contois, Hammered Mom, Ends Up Busted By Her 14-Year-Old Son

By Pete Kotz in Bad Moms, Stupid Criminals
Friday, August 6, 2010 at 6:56 am
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Nancy Contois' 14-year-old son noticed something was wrong with her after she crashed into a parked car in the lot of a Toys R Us in Burlington, Vermont. So when it was time to leave, the kid suspected she might be hammered and refused to get in her SUV...

Not only that, but he refused to let his 9-year-old brother get in the truck as well. They began to argue as mom tried to drag the younger boy into the vehicle. At one point, mom and the older son had each grabbed one of the 9-year-old's arms, engaged in a tug-of-war.

That's when Contois decided to backhand the elder boy for his disobedience. He fled to a nearby restaurant, but the ruckus caused attention, so bystanders called the cops.

Police arrived to discover that Contois was very hammered. When they threw her in the back of a squad, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs, allowing her to go Biblical on the interior of the police car, whose feeling were certainly hurt.

She would later blow a whopping .267 on a breathalyzer, enough to fuel a space mission to Mars or Estonia. Unfortunately, Contois already has three previous convictions for driving hammered. She told a judge she'd sobered up for five years, but something tells us she's fallen off the wagon. Call it keen deductive reasoning.

She's now been charged with DUI number four.

See our last tale from the Hammered Guys file: Amish Boy Tries to Elude Police in High-Speed Buggy Chase.

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