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Shane Alexander & Jason Vantress, Morons of the Day: Went Shoplifting at 'Shop with a Cop' Day
Friday, August 27, 2010 at 7:46 am
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| Jason Vantress decided to go shoplifting at a store that contained 60 cops |
The kids each get $150 vouchers to shop for clothing and supplies, the cops take them around the store, and St. Peter declares it a very cool day in Portland. Am I right?
So naturally the police turn out in force for the event. There's canine units and mounted officers, and nearly 60 cops from beat guys to commanders helping the kids. So you might think this particular Fred Meyer is the last place you wanna go shoplifting.
But not if you're Alexander and Vantress. They figured all those cops would be too busy helping the kids to notice two morons shoplifting. So they went around the store cutting off tags and stuffing blenders, shoes, clothes and tools in their backpacks.
Of course, someone happened to notice this. We're guessing guys this dumb are not exactly smooth when it comes to their shoplifting maneuvers. And fortunately for the store, there were plenty of officers available to arrest their asses.
They're now charged with theft and criminal idiocy.
See yesterday's episode of Moron of the Day: Colondra Hamilton Busted for Masturbating While Driving.
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