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Terry Nichols, Moron of the Day: Sues Prison Claiming Bad Food Violates His Religion

By Pete Kotz in Douchebags, Mass Murder
Thursday, August 19, 2010 at 7:53 am
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Like most Americans, Terry Nichols doesn't like the federal government. Unlike most Americans, he decided to seek revenge in the most chickenshit way possible. In 1995, he and fellow scumbag Timothy McVeigh blew up a federal building in Oklahoma City...

When it was all over, 168 children, old people and innocent office workers were dead. McVeigh has already been executed for the crime, and is now packed in a cell in Hell with Pol Pot, Stalin, and Slobodan Milosevic.

Nichols, unfortunately, is still alive and being housed at the Supermax prison in Florence, Colorado. But after killing 168 innocents, he still expects the feds to treat him well. And he really doesn't like the off-brand bologna and government cheese on white bread they serve in the chow hall.

So last year he sued, claiming the shitty food was hindering his right to practice his brand of Christianity, which somehow condones killing children and old people. He demanded whole grains, fibers, and raw fruits and vegetables so he could properly pay homage to his version of the Mean Jesus. Prison food, he claimed, amounted to cruel and unusual punishment.

Being a self-centered shitbag, he probably never thought that most of the people paying for his incarceration can't afford better food either. So Nichols went on hunger strikes. Guards were forced to feed him through IVs.

But a federal judge has now ruled that Nichols is full of shit. The prison diet had nothing to do with religion, the judge said, and he's decreed that Nichols should just shut the fuck up.

Okay, so he didn't quite say it that way. We're paraphrasing a little bit here.

See yesterday's Moron of the Day: Orly Taitz Fined $20,000 After Suing Obama, Claiming He's Foreign Born.

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