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Tina Inger, Amber Hoerster and an All-In-the-Family Brawl at Glendale Junior High
Friday, August 20, 2010 at 6:57 am
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| Since we don't have actual photos of the combatants, we offer this artist's rendering of the assailants. |
For those of you scoring at home, that means that six goobers were descending on the school. And when that many goobers congregate, it's always wise to call the police before they start biting each other an breeding.
But as an officer was interviewing one combatant, a fight broke out between Tina Inger, the first girl's mother, and Amber Hoerster, the second girl's aunt, who also happens to be dating Inger's ex-husband.
According to the principal, Hoerster reportedly blindsided Inger, tackling her to the ground. Inger's nephew, a student at the school, jumped in to pull Hoerster off. That's when Hoerster's mom, 52-year-old Mary Jane Creller, decided to join the cat fight royale.
The combatants were kicking and scratching in an epic display of inbred martial arts. Police say Hoerster also kicked her boyfriend's daughter in the stomach.
At some point the first girl's dad, 31-year-old Martin Inger, showed up. Police were attempting to handcuff him when the fight broke out. But he managed to slip away, jumping on the pile of women and smashing his own nephew's head into the ground in an attempt to free his girlfriend.
Additional officers arrived to join the fray, but they were having a hard time herding all the goobers because they didn't have enough handcuffs.
Five months later, the prosecutor's office has finally issued charges in the case. Martin Inger has been charged with rioting and child abuse. His lovely sweetheart, Hoerster, has been charged with rioting, criminal mischief, assault and child abuse. And Creller, Hoerster's mom, is charged rioting, assault, and interfering with an arrest.
They are all learning how to color and operate the satellite dish while awaiting trial. (Special thanks to reader Jude for the tip.)
See our last tale of parental brawling at school: Marina Vargas & Queiona Burt Arrested for Kindergarten Graduation Brawl.
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