Weird Teacher Watch: Michael Davis Turns Fellow Teachers' Purses Into Personal Pharmacy

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• You guys are to funny I swear! My co-worker/friend is extremely terrified. I made the mistake of thinking it was put on are "dramatized" in her behalf till later. Her fear of clowns is genuine!!!She can't look at ANYTHING Clown like. Dolls, toys, on tv, anywhere.

• Come on Spencer, do you REALLY think the school would tell you your teacher was a crack-head? Even those vindictive towards him would keep their mouths' shut, it's for the good of the school after all. Saying that though I don't care, sounds like he's getting what he deserves.

• this was my teacher and he was a sixth grade teacher not a fifth grade teacher.when i came in on friday he wasnt there,the principal told us that she didnt know what happened to him...plus he wasnt even as wierd as you guys are saying he is.. you dont even know anything so stfu and get a life.

• the clown just never stop huh

• Damn Stegarino that's messed up!

• I wish I had not just Googled Coulrophobia. You all suck! Clowns always brain ninja my dreams!

• its okay diamond lol

• Sorry datruthspeaker-I didn't mean to upset a fellow commenter!

• u guys are crazy!!!!!!!!! i HATE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!! so lets change the subject back to this crack head teacher plz i dont even want to think of clowns

• &#64;Saint_Dismas Surely they wouldn't spring Pennywise on an unsuspecting viewer? The horror!

• You're quite welcome diamondgirl. CT...one of those pics wasn't of the creepy clown from stephen kings IT was it? (just wondering.) Tim Curry starred as the clown and that guy is scary looking enough WITHOUT the makeup in my opinion..so I can only imagine the horror of seeing him With makeup and fangs.

• &#64;CT Those bastards! Try to calm yourself if you can. No one should be exposed to a clown without fair warning!

• &#64;Saint_Dismas I think you are right about the romance novels. LOL! Thanks for the phobia fact.

• OMG, those mother f*Ckers at Google. I looked up what the name was for the fear of clowns and sweet Jesus the pictures that popped up scared the living sh*t out of me. I wished I'd paid attention to Saint_Dismis' post to see he already told me and saved myself some nightmares.

• Coulrophobia diamondgirl. (dean koontz called it harlequinaphobia in one of his novels but I couldnt find it anywhere and to me That seems more like a fear of romance novels.) Chris...isn't tammy faye baker that televangelist chick with tattooed eyebrows? (if so she would certainly inspire in me a sense of coulrophobia as well.)

• &#64;Chris Parker LOL! She a combination of a clown and a ventriloquist's dummy! Truly terrifying.

• &#64;Saint_Dismas They are scary! I'm going to google and find out if there is an official phobia for clown fear. LOL!

• &#64;CT-- You're right. Tammy Fay Baker leaves me petrified....

• LOL diamondgirl,.. and in most instances the ventriloquist dummies are the ones with the Brains. (though I like some of jeff dunhams work personally.) CT...I'm glad I'm not the only one with an aversion towards clowns!...They're scary usually.

• &#64;diamondgirl9 - exactly.......

• Ventriloquist's dummies are evil. Not many people know that they are actually the ones that are talking.

• If this conversation turns to clowns - I'm warning you - I'm gonna have to get ugly -- sock puppets, ventriloquists and next it will be clowns It ALWAYS happens in that order.

• LOL! You guys are funny. Yeah I would rather watch the puppets high myself.

• &#64;Saint_Dumas: The sock puppets do not work. First of all, they are terrifying. Secondly, you have to be high to enjoy them.

• lmao...or a story about a dear firefighter who burns to death when he falls to sleep with his blunt in his mouth

• datruthspeaker...I'm actually waiting on a story about a DARE officer arrested for tokin the Bong after a hard day of educating children on the finer points of drug resistance. (though they shouldn't get all the credit, those sock puppets they use to speak on behalf of all anti-drug sock puppets everywhere assist in the education process too.)

• then tey wonder why our kids aren't learning anything thing??? answer cuase the teachers are recovering from the hang over they got from last night by taking a purple pill

• CT...I was actually wondering that as well before I even got to the comments section, damn, a lot of teachers on pain meds these days, perhaps they were mostly upset because they got their stashes raided and had to go get more teeth pulled?(the fact it occurred over a two year period tells me they're probably pillheads for sure....two years worth of having prescription pain killers in your purse?...come on.)

• &#64;Sangelia - if I told you what else was in my purse and my work bag you would be horrified that I carry that much shit on my person vback and forth every day. I think someone addressed this earlier - anyone wonder why his coworkers had so many narcotics? This might explain a bit why the new super duper high school in my area ranked 34 out of 100. God, if it doesn't improve I'll have to send my kids to the local Catholic school and after experiencing that for 12 year I was hoping to spare them

• only thing he would get out of my backpack is advils and some handlotion. maybe my notebook and a pen. that is all I tend to carry in that. my wallet is on my person.

• Hi Illusions I'm glad you had a fun vacation. I'm sorry about your mom-hope her condition improves very soon. I'm good-still hanging in there. Things have improved around here-some new and very intelligent posters who know how to deal with bullies! LOL!

• Evening diamondgirl how you been? This guy was a world class loser. I had to lauph at the part where he had to write an apology. Take that teacher! Give us a thousand word essay on why stealing from coworkers is wrong LOL!

• One pill makes you larger and and one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice when she's 10 feet tall. White Rabbit Jefferson Airplane 40 years later and people still believe in the majic of pills.

• While looking for a link to what I posted above, I came across something even more interesting... http://addictiontreatmentmagazine.com/addiction-news/addiction-crime/whats-in-your-medicine-cabinet-lock-the-box/ "Having run through many of the area doctors, clinics, and emergency rooms, Loverde had to get creative in order to maintain his consumption of prescription drugs. Although drug seeking from doctors is, by no means, acceptable behavior, it was mild compared to Loverde's next scheme. In essence, Loverde developed a routine in which he scoped out homes for sale in the suburbs around where he lived and stole pills from their medicine cabinets when he was being toured around by a real estate agent. During these showings, Loverde would excuse himself to use the bathroom and would have unfettered access to the homeowners' smorgasbord of prescription medication. Loverde would also attend garage sales, where unwary homeowners would invite him in to use the loo. During his stint as the "medicine cabinet bandit", Loverde failed to find a house that didn't provide some type of medication to feed his prescription drug addiction."

• I read somewhere that a staggering number of people who use your bathroom at BBQ's, parties and things like that (Relatives, neighbors, etc.) are also raiding your medicine cabinet looking for the good stuff.

• hell anyone who has had a good job and stills smokes pot can tell you that almost any drug test can be beat. plus they may need the drug to be abul to read little johny's handwriting

• Trajan, you must live near me.

• &#64;CTB: I am afraid of what we will find. Some people just can't teach algebra without being hopped up on Reds, Roots, Benny Hannas, Apple Wackies, Smurf Tops, Panamanian Popcaps, or Kennedy Coughdrops.

• Not to get too serious... But one would think we should drug test our teachers. They are after all with our children as much as the parents. No wonder our country scores low on test.. And isn't there any accountability here. He was under suspicion for 2 years for heavens sake. That is sick.

• I am just amazed at what he was able to find in those purses. Apparantly, our kids are being educated by a bunch of dope fiends on everything from uppers to horse tranqualizers...and I am not talking about Hollywood. Why did't he just start his own meth lab? That is how we make ends meet in my (red)neck of the woods.

• maybe he taught chemistry, i can just see it now "kids today we will mix the red pills with the blue ones and see how long it takes to wake me up"

• lol

• lmao this is dumb.... i wonder what subject he tought?? math maybe

• "one who brings in the most gets the Play_Doh!!!!!"

• "homework for next week kids is to bring in all your mom's and dad's pills from the bathroom for a fun ....um i mean fund rasier .....yea that's it,fund rasier"

• well if that's all he could get out of your purse, then he could sniff the markers.......look at all the pretty colors !!!!!!

• Good thing he didn't rifle through my purse. All he would score would be some leftover prenatal vitamins, Lipitor and if I'm having a bad week, some Colace. Mmmmm, I love the smell of Play-Doh.

• The first clue to his drug use was when he found the Play-Doe more fasnating then the kids did !!!!! lol

• well as bad as it was at least he left the kids alone, ( i hope as i cross my fingers,knock on wood, throw salt over my shoulder and sing a bettle's song backwards hopeing that's true,and no kids where messed with !! ) and sticking to the jokes this morring, he should have moved to a high school , he could have bought them and helped some kid to pay for school ........lol just kidding

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