William Tyler Black, Substitute Teacher, Caught Masturbating at Walmart to Swimsuit Edition
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 1:04 pm
|The Swimsuit Edition featured model Brooklyn Decker, causing Black to fire up his manly sword in the toy aisle at Walmart|
Alas, a security officer became concerned when she heard moaning in the next aisle. Further discovery revealed Black with his penis out, squirting man juice on the distinguished retailer's floor. Then he shoved the magazine in some toys, wiped his hands on a light saber, and continued shopping.
Employees called police, then quarantined the aisle until it could be fumigated and exorcised by a priest.
Cops in North Port, Florida arrested him on charges of indecent exposure and battery, the last charge stemming his reckless handling of dangerous liquids (sperm) in a public place.
See the our last tale of weird masturbation: Dan Duffy, Iowa Chiropractor, Accused of Masturbating on Female Patient.