Morons of the Day: Three Soldiers Trapped After Busting Into Weed Dispensary
Tuesday, November 16, 2010 at 7:54 am
|Soldiers Cory Young and Darius Thomas discover being all they can be does not include burglary, which they happen to suck at|
Yet they aren't ready to be professional burglars. Our fighting men broke into the store by busting in through the back door. Alas, they busted it so bad it wouldn't open when they tried to escape. Nor could they get out the locked front door.
And it just happened to be their bad luck when a patrolmen, responding to another call, saw movement inside the closed store. When he checked, he found the war heroes frantically trying to find their way out.
By the time the store's owner responded 15 minutes after the alarm went off, our masked mopes were already in handcuffs. Surveillance tape showed them "running around like rats in a maze," according to the owner.
They were charged with second-degree burglary.
See our last tale from the Moron of the Day file: Deborah Houston Hires Cop to Kill Son-in-Law, Burn Down Lawyer's Office.