The lovely Ashley Griesenauer saw someone stealing her Jeep outside her home in Aurora, Oregon. So her dad leaped into action. So did her boyfriend, 25-year-old Tyler Fryman. Seeing he’d been discovered, thief Gregory Scott Classen decided to flee…
Fryman’s hobby is cage fighting. And while he stands just 5-foot-8 and weighs a mere 150 pounds, you could say he’s an impresario of the art of fisticuffs. He caught up with Classen, who outweighs him by 60 pounds. They began to duke it, but our slovenly bad guy was no match.
“I was chasing him,” Fryman told KATU-TV. “I grabbed… and threw him back on the ground and got on his backside.” Then he put him in something called a “suplex” choke hold, which we’re pretty sure isn’t a funny name for an apartment building.
Within 5-10 seconds, Classen was out cold. It was not a triumphant moment for the car theft industry. Classen was busted on a probation violation, and will likely face additional charges.
It has been said, so it is written. Tyler Fryman, Occupation: Man.
See our last saga from the Occupation: Man file: Doris Thiele, 84-Year-Old Woman, Beats Burglar Away With Cane.