Anthony Garcia Allegedly Added Special Sauce to Woman's Yogurt: Semen

• Noone noticed she said "it tastes like semen" and didn't think "oh so you do know then?" >>

• @ Alecto - I missed that, and you're right. Any dude knows that a surprise load is rude.

• this is gross on sooo many levels. . one does NOT know if the jerk has any kind of a std. or any other transmittable disease. . the taste can be some what gross depending on what the guy has consumed or not. . one has to wonder what was going thru that brain cell of his when he did that. same with any other pervert who does that to any and all food. . as in be it getting their jollies, or thinking it was a aphrodisiac in hopes he would finally get lucky, maybe even revenge against someone or some company. . . . . as for me. I try to get my man to partake of some foods and drinks. while avoiding other items. it dooooes make a difference I found out. I was laughing till i tried him to do some foods and not others. . . . . @the troll.............seems that you are definately a misogynist. as well as a hater of any and all victims that are human. . hope you are enjoying your time in jail. you deserve every single second and more of it there.

• @pino, What did I day? Surprise jizz is just plain RUDE!

• Um...I don't really want jizz, either hot, nor cold, nor the kind that belongs to my husband in my mouth, much less the foul "yogurt" sample of some other dude. I mean, if you're going to do that, at least warn me so I can avoid putting it in my mouth, otherwise I'm going to spit it out - on you!

• So he thinks it's entertaining to give shoppers some of his bodily fluids? I think human shit should be crammed in his mouth as it's being forced to stay open with the pear of anguish.

• This gives all new meaning to special sauce.

• Lol there is a restaurant in my lovely homeland of Northern Ireland called Papa Joes, it is a new orlenas style restaurant..it used to be very popular around here but a couple of years ago one of the guys working there was caught beating off into some special sauce they were serving..if that wasnt bad enough, after they arrested him they tested it and there was semen from 4 different people in it..i was lucky enough to have never had the "special" sauce but i near threw up when i heard about it because i wonder what else they were doing to the other foods..

• About two years ago there was a story similar to this, not sure how the semen thing went, anyway the guy had Aids. When he was caught he was charged with attempted murder.

• Imagine how many times he did it before he got caught!!! And I'll bet half of them were repeat customers! And if he WAS being discreet and that woman STILL noticed, she would definitely be an expert semenologist, but not necessarily "known" unless she trolled TCR looking for unfunny and unattractive online blog editors.

• Wow, you guys have some weak stomachs. I can't wait until someone shows you 1 guy, 1 jar someday. I'd love to be there to see your reaction to THAT. Hoo boy, that'd be hilarious. I guess Beanie here didn't stir the yogurt enough, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten caught so easily. Or maybe the woman who caught him is "known" around those parts? I wonder how many customers tested the yogurt beforehand? Lol...

• YeahRight and Alecto and Aussie: heh heh yeah... shouldn't try to post from work:o

• EWWW What a sick punk if he would have done that to my wife i would have taken a chair and beat him with it then grabed a knife and cut his family balls off

• @otis Lol nice try.

• @otis -- yeah i think you got the joke mixed up lol

• @YeahRight: Nah, we use kilometers here..lol

• @ JR - the usual way I guess @ Otis - I've never seen yogurt doing 70 miles an hour, must be a Canadian thing @ Aussie - high five!

• Ugh! What in the damn hell!?

• @JR he obviously has funky tasting spunk lol

• I worked in a restaurant when I was younger and a waiter had had enough out of this rich old bag and before he took her salad out, he hocked up a lugey, swished it around in his mouth and spit it up on her salad. The old rag ate every bite. We laughed and laughed. I am sure that this woman who got the semen surprise had it coming for some rotten shit she had done at some time in her life. Hopefully she ingested some of it before realizing it was cum.

• oh *gag*.. Reminds me of a joke- what's the difference between yogurt and sperm? Sperm doesn't hit the back of your throat doing 70 miles an hour.

• How'd she know what the flavor actually was? Hmmmm....

• U know it!

• @alecto - i can only imagine...you're a rudie toodie aren't you...**blushing** ;p

• @aussie Yeah baby. U have no idea of the level of my depravity. :-D

• omg yeahright we have the same brain....virtual high five!

• @ Aussie - snap!

• *wink*

• Alecto -- hehe you said cumming

• @ alecto - you said cumming

• So fucking disgusting I think I'm gonna puke. What kind of sicko does something like this? Something is seriously off in his brain.

• I gagged like hell when I read the story. I may never eat yogurt again. *shudders*

• Nobody likes cold jizz OR strange jizz. And the no warning sneak attack surprise jizz that you don't know is cuming at you is just plain rude.

• LOLZ @yeahright

• It is kinda funny he put it in yogurt...like he was experimenting with some sort of yeast infection cure or something...and nobody likes chilly jizz.

• @ Crazy Tom - yeah, HOT jizz, not slimy cold jizz. Get with the program.

• Most chicks love hot jizz pumped into their mouth and lungs. I don't see how this is any different. He mostly thought, "I'm just giving women what they want".

• Gross!!!What was he hoping would happen?! Did he expect her to be like - "oh my, this is so yummy!Wanna go out?" Freak!!!

• maybe he considered just going in a tissue as child abandonment? lol this is truely nasty though...

• I'd like to hope the tested that jizz for STD's as well...I am not cool with people putting any type of bodily fluid in other's food....but stirring spunk into stuff has got to be the nastiest...right after shit. That is disgusting...and who just thinks to themself "You know I've got all this semen backup in me, might as well drop a load and share it with the customers."

• @ Aussie - I love yogurt. I'm barfing at the idea about the smell and taste of semen, especially stale semen. Oh no, here I go again, barf!

• Eww

• Yeah yogurt is pretty gross...lol this is just messed...don't have any other words for it

• @ Aussie - oh barf, you'd notice the smell. Barf again.

• @ alecto - wouldn't have to be too much to notice, IMHO.

• @alecto - im thinking it was a cup of semen and not yogurt at all

• Ok I have 2 ask, was he saving it 4 a special some1? Is he a 5 second man? And most disturbingly was how much was there that the yogurt didn't mask the taste?

• I think its being prepared....either that or he can bang it out in under 1 minute... i can imagine him saying "just a minute miss, ill get you the special yogurt from out the back" I wonder if it was pre chilled?

• I just want to know how the heck he got it in there without anyone noticing. Did he bring it from home or what? Barf.

• added protein?

• What is it with guys spilling their seed in women's food?

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