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Had to look twice then - for a second i thought Ricky Gervais had fallen onto bad times and started mugging people...
Joel Quintero, Occupation: Man: Drives Away Armed Robber Neil Johnson With Machete
Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 11:17 am
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| When a man burst into their home with a gun, Joel and Christine Quintero decided they weren't gonna let him rob them without a fight |
Johnson (pictured top) grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the ground, pointing the gun at her head and telling Joel, "I'm going to put a bullet through your girl's head." But that's when Joel decided he wasn't going down that easily either.
As Johnson was distracted with Christine, Joel grabbed a machete, which seems to be a standard decorative accoutrement in American households these days. Then he went on the attack.
He began to chase Johnson, who ran out of the home and began firing shots at Joel as he fled. But by that time police had come a calling, complete with K-9 pursuit. Joel wasn't hit, but Johnson was found hiding behind a trash can near the University of Central Florida campus.
It was probably a better fate than being caught by Joel. "At that moment, all I wanted to do was get my hands on him because he really grabbed my girl by the hair," he told News 13.
Shitbag Johnson, he's been charged with armed occupied burglary with a firearm.
As for Joel, it has been said, so it is written. Joel Quintero, Occupation: Man. (Special thanks to reader Mecede for the tip.)
See our last saga from the Occupation: Man file: Anaiah Rucker Rescues Little Sister From Being Hit By Truck.
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28 comments
not reported here: he busted in looking for money AND DRUGS. my opinion is that doesn't happen very randomly, typically criminals know which houses might hold drugs.
I sooooo wished there was a video of that!!!! Hahahaha. Way to go Mr. Quintero!!! Hats off to you Sir!
I would love to see video of that. Guy running for his life, homeowner chasing him with a machete and probably screaming obscenities to turn the air blue...
This needs to be a television show. It just writes itself.
That is pretty awesome...Fucking pulled a Jason Vorhees...it's almost too bad dude didn't get to go completely Friday the 13th on the dumb fuck...
I have a golf club that I bring out when I think something might be wrong in my house. I need an upgrade I guess.
Fuckin' A! I always enjoy reading about some sack of shit getting his ass handed to him. This fucker's lucky he didn't get hacked up. I look forward to reading more stories about dirtbags like this getting what they deserve. Damn scumbag p.o.s.!
balls of titanium alloy! Good job Mr. Quintero. You rank on the same list as Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal
The pony tailed badass! even though he had NO martial arts skill irl, he was still a badass on the screen!
"As Johnson was distracted with Christine, Joel grabbed a machete, which seems to be a standard decorative accoutrement in American households these days."...lol Yeah, i have to get me a machete.....anyone comes into my home, i'll go all machete on your ass.... =)
Way to go Joel !!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS is how people SHOULD act. Stop buying into the stupid belief that everyone else (police, the big bad govt) is there to protect you. It's YOUR responsibility to take care of yourself. Man up and prevent shit from happening to you to the best that you can. Stop making life easy for the criminals. Well-done, people. Thank you for setting the example that not all who live here have become pussies afraid to act under stress.
Wow, dayum, Christine has herself one hell of a man, hold onto him, honey! Christ, to go chase down a man wielding a loaded gun because he grabbed your girl by the hair... that's awesome. So glad the shitbag would-be robber/murderer is a lousy shot, too.
