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Boy, 15, Shot Four Times For Bad Etiquette After Barfing at Party

By Pete Kotz in bizarre, unsolved
Wednesday, April 6, 2011 at 7:00 am
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​An unnamed 15-year-old boy was partying with his friends at an apartment in Phoenix. Unfortunately, he had yet to master the mysterious ways of delicious American-made liquor products, so he drank to much. That's when the boy became sick...

As is so often the case with youthful drinkers, he lacked the command to make it to the bathroom. So he instead barfed in the children's room.

This did not please two adults in attendance at this fine affair. In fact, we're guessing they were somewhat pissed, judging by their later actions.

They dragged the kid outside and shot him for times in the stomach. While the punishment seems a bit on the overkill side to us -- and did nothing to help the boy's upset stomach -- concepts of justice tend to be unpredictable when people are drinking.

Police arrived at 5:30 a.m. to find the boy leaning against a wall in the parking lot, where he was shot to hell. There's no word on his condition, but he's apparently still alive.

We're guessing there's more to this story than police are saying, since drinking to the point of barfing usually involves other untoward behavior. But the cops say there were many witnesses at the party, and they're currently looking for two adults believed responsible for this ad hoc piece of etiquette enforcement. (Special thanks to reader Mecede for the tip.)

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Tags: Arizona, Hammered Guys

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