History of Rape at Air Force Academy
You're a real genious aren't you. They go by this story because that's what's put here, but if you have more, then by all means, do tell before you go talking shit, as you so say!!!
Estellamarie Ruiz, Moron of the Day: Steals Credit Cards, Uses Them 50 Yards Away
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 at 8:00 am
 |
The woman told responding officers that she had seen a green van leaving the scene. And just to make sure this was the easiest crime ever investigated, she found that her credit card had already been used at a McDonald's just 50 yards from the gas station.
It seems Ruiz thinks elongated getaways are very much overrated. So after stealing the woman's wallet, she merely drove across the street to McDonald's, where she bought some delicious chemical burgers for her two children.
When police arrived at McDonald's parking lot, they found the suspect green van, along with the the Family Ruiz eating inside of it. Her receipt was matched to the stolen credit. And police soon discovered she'd also stopped to buy gas at a nearby station, then dumped the stolen wallet in the garbage.
She was charged with felony identity theft, misuse of a credit card, and illegally conducting criminal activities while operating at below a 40 IQ.
See our last tale from the Moron of the Day file: Michael Gilbert, Sex Offender, Kills Homeless Man to Fake His Own Death (Again).
Tags: Gooberville, Illinois
More links from around the web!
40 comments
lol too funny... you guys need to remember that there are three sides to a story. in this case more than three Miss Ruiz's, the victims, the sheriffs and the reportors...
I had a friend (now ex-friend, thank the gods) who used being a young mother to her advantage about a decade ago.
She was a consummate shoplifter (had been doing so since high school - which is why I never went shopping with her) and would stuff all kinds of stuff into her children's strollers; including an entire Thanksgiving turkey from the local Winn-Dixie.
She was broke but had offered to do the family's Thanksgiving dinner at her house. I asked her how in the world she was planning to buy the food, much less a turkey, and she proudly announced her intention. She called me the day after to brag that she'd pulled it off.../sigh
Once a thief, always a thief and having children doesn't generally put an end to it, just gives new avenues, apparently, for stealing.
horse meat? AH, no not everyone KNEW that. I really thought it was ALL BEEF PATTIES, I mean I saw that on TV.
Hey My2Cents... yeah... work has been killing me recently...but i have to stop by sometimes to put my life in prospective lol... nonetheless... either way she's dumbass
can't wait to here you in a bad situation... you're too quick too judge ugly bitch!
You always feel for the kids in these situations,there just stuck with a dumb ass bitch for a Mom and thats all there is to it.
You're a dumb bitch! you're only going by what this report is saying.... little do you know she might have been a victim herself... there might have been other persons involved... looks too me she didn't want to trick... get your facts straight cunt before assuming and talking shit bia!
Oh my god... this woman is so fucking pathetic and stupid I almost feel sorry for her. The really sad part is that she's actively breeding. Poor kids!
I hope she at least supersized and got a hot apple pie. Damn, I hate a thief, but a low class thief is just aggravating.
I'm always surpeised at all the people whi use credit cards in gas stations. Makes it easy with video.
Lol. It always cracks me up when the thief tries to make sure he / she isn't being captured on camera, and in the process gives the police a nice straight-in-the-lens mugshot to use by staring into the very camera they were trying to avoid! :)
Well, I never understand how these people don't know that cards can be traced. If I were a theif, I think I'd stick to cash only.
Well, I have to give her a little credit. She stole and bought gas and food for her children. This is much better than stealing a card and going to Wal-Mart to buy a 72" TV.
I actually don't know which is worse - going out stealing with your kids in the back seat or feeding your kids McD.Charming.
Thinking you can get away with credit card theft and use, particularly 50yds from its actual owner, is just about as dumb as thinking you can find a hit-man on your block. If criminals get any dumber they'll start stabbing their father in the face and claiming he did it himself... oh wait... nvm
Another candidate for mother of the year I see.She should have gotten the chicken selects, the only thing worth eating at MacDs.
I have no idea - just making shit up. At least she could have gone to Fuddruckers or something.
That reminds me of the time my aunt said to my sister. I think they went to a burger place - is it called Fuckruckers? I almost peed my pants.
