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John & Angela Coughlin Ticketed For Speeding to Hospital to Deliver Baby

By Pete Kotz in Police bungling
Tuesday, April 5, 2011 at 11:22 am
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In our continuing commitment to battle the Dark Forces of Sphincterism, we bring you this tale from New Hampshire. Back in September, John and Angela Coughlin were clocked driving 102 mph in a 55 zone. They had good reason. Angela was about to have a baby...

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Angela Coughlin gave birth just six minutes after they arrived at the hospital
Her water had already broke, and they were on their way to a hospital.

A state trooper tried to pull them over. Instead, John got on the horn to 911 and told them where he was headed and why.

They made it to the hospital just in time. Six minutes after they arrived, Angela delivered the baby. But the cop, whose ass is wound so tight he leases industrial extraction equipment every time he goes to the bathroom, still gave John a ticket.

He faced a $500 fine and the loss of his license for a month. It's not the kind of hit a young couple wants to take when they've just had a baby.

So the Coughlins decided to fight the case, knowing that the trooper was likely an agent of Satan, and surely roots for the devil while watching The Omen movies.

Yesterday, a judge righteously decided on behalf of the Coughlins, noting that the lives of mother and baby outweigh the sanctity of traffic law. Who wouldda thought?

The trooper was later seen outside the courthouse, looking for some orphans and elderly widows to ticket for loitering.

See our last tale from The Sphincter People file:
Persimmon Place Subdivision Wants to Ban Kids From Playing Outside.

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