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Jonathan Rorech, Moron of the Day: Calls in Fake Shooting to Avoid Speeding Ticket

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 7:00 am
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​In today's joyous episode of Moron of the Day, we bring you the saga of Jonathan Paul Rorech, who's such a moron he'd be an underdog in any game of checkers -- even if his opposition was a toaster oven. The 31-yer-old dope was pulled over in Naples, Florida...

He was being pinched for speeding, but he was also driving on a suspended license.

So while the cop was in his car running his license, Rorech got a novel idea about how to beat the rap. He called 911 to report a shooting in the area, hoping the cop would respond and blow off his ticket.

That's exactly what the cop did, only to find out the report of the shooting was false.

But this particular cop was not as dumb as he looked to Rorech. After discovering the shooting call was bogus, he decided to call back the number used to make the 911 call. He got Rorech's voicemail.

Instead of just getting a ticket, our hero was arrested for making a false 911 call.

See our last installment from the Moron of the Day file:

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skatoolaki
skatoolaki

Wow...

I wish I could say more, but I'm speechless....wow.

Charlotte Rorech
Charlotte Rorech

I happen to be Jonathan’s mom, and though he made a foolish and impulsive decision, haven’t most people done a thing or two that they regret when acting hastily or find themselves in a precarious situation? Yes, Jonathan is paying the consequences for his actions and knows he acted foolishly in this situation. He really is a most enthusiastic, passionate, creative, talented, likable, and loving young man. That is an awful picture of him by the way!!! And just remember what God’s Word says, “If we confess our sins He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” (I John 1:9). I am in awe of the excruciating cost that Jesus paid on the cross for us who believe by faith that He is God incarnate; full of forgiveness and grace (undeserved and unmerited favor). More can be read on my website: www.charlottestennis.com and turn up your speakers to hear the music!

apkl
apkl

Dear Mrs. Rorech,It's nice that your son is so enthusiastic, passionate, creative, talented, likable, and loving. Too bad he was BREAKING THE LAW! I suspect one reason he is such a failure is that Mom is making too many excuses for him. Quoting the Bible doesn't change the fact he was driving with a suspended licence and speeding enough to get pulled over! What Bible verse would you quote to explain your son's illegal actions? Sheesh.

Charlotterorech
Charlotterorech

I agree.  You are correct!  Yet, have you never broken the law or ever made excuses for those you hold dear to your heart?  Please try to find forgiveness in your heart for every flawless human...as we all are.  I would say that in this life on earth....we all have regrets.  The only thing that I know for sure is that God's grace (unmerited favor) is like nothing any of us will ever comprehend until heaven (life eternal).  That's all!

apkl
apkl

All this Religious feeling has nothing to do with the fact that your son broke a some serious  laws and will have to pay for his crime.  I have indeed broken the law - minor ones and I made no excuse for it. I am responsible.  And no, I make no excuses for a friend who broke the law. I hope they accept responsibility.  That fact that you claim your son is a marvelous person does not excuse his breaking the law, or require me - a total stranger -  to "forgive" anything.  

MissAJ
MissAJ

Ma'am, mugshots aren't meant to be pretty. As for making foolish decisions, he's done that in spades. And he went beyond acting foolishly to being flat-out stupid. Please consider that fact.

Charlotterorech
Charlotterorech

You are correct, and I agree.  None of us have always or will always  make good or wise decisions in this life on earth..... as flawed humans   I can attest to that fact  in my own life.  Yet, with God's help we can learn to love others who are as unlovely as we are!!!

Televangelista
Televangelista

That's really nice and all, but according to the article, he was speeding and driving on a suspended license. His first inclination was not to accept his guilt and face the consequences, he callously tried to get out of it and waste an officer's time because he didn't want to accept his responsibility in the matter...If he had a suspended license, I would assume this is not his first offense of some kind. I'm sorry that you have buried your head in the Bible so deeply, that you have not taken the time to instill good morals in your children, but then again, for a lot of Christians, Jesus is the ultimate scapegoat for all the crap they pull. Many will take the time to pray for, but not talk to their children and help them develop into responsible members of society. I don't know you. You may have actually tried to do a lot, but it is concerning that your boy's first reaction to crisis is to not face it, but deflect blame from himself. That is not the sign of someone raised with good character, but it does point to the mindset of a lot of religious believers. A lot of them will point the finger at Jesus and say, "It's not my fault! I'm a sinner! he's responsible for everything! I asked his forgiveness, so I'm all good again! Let me go!" I also like how you took about half a second to defend your son, and then went all Bible crazy, including an advertisement for your poorly done website. Real Classy...I think you need divide a little time between the Lord and your children.

morgino
morgino

I actually think that could have been genius

Ramair1969
Ramair1969

Moral of this story-Always carry a Tracfone for when you want to remain anonymous.

Sean Killian
Sean Killian

He almost got away with it if it werent for them meddling kids and that dog

Test
Test

where's natural selection when you need it

Badtastic
Badtastic

That's actually a pretty clever idea...there must be a way to pull that off where it would actually work.

MissAJ
MissAJ

Please tell me that this idiot hasn't reproduced. That kind of stupid is just embarrassing to everyone.

MazyMae
MazyMae

they say it doesn't hurt to try....but damn if it still can't come back and bite you in the ass

Batsu
Batsu

...I had a very similar thing happen to me several years ago. The guy called in a serious crash a few miles up the road from where I had him stopped, while I was back running his info...and used his real name when dispatch asked him for it...gotta love idiots...

Mecede
Mecede

what an asshole....didn't he think that the cops would figure it out who called? How you like the ticket now? Asshat!!! lol

PeteKotz
PeteKotz

Mecede, where did you get that picture of my wife's butt? You haven't been hacking into my computer again, have you?

Mecede
Mecede

=P

ya never know who is hacking your computer...lol j/k

i'm lucky if i can surf the web....hehehehehe

Guest
Guest

she claimes it's hers but she's a bit touchy about it since we told her it looks like a bite size big mac :P I still don't get how she's not shoing her labia... :D

Mecede
Mecede

Holy Fuck People!! It's all about the angles......sheesh......why don't you ask Leah, she will tell you that you have to get a good angle...it's not rocket science!!! =p

NY_Mommy
NY_Mommy

This is so funny I don't even know where to start.

Carl Miller
Carl Miller

wow not very smart of him was it lol

iLLusionS
iLLusionS

You know he was one of those kids that called in bomb threats so he didn't have to go to school...what a stupid ass.

drlover
drlover

In sixth grade, I had a friend smash my pinkie with a hammer so I could go home from school early.....in my defense, I was only 11yrs old! lol

iLLusionS
iLLusionS

Ha Ha Drlover.......inventive thinking there Lover ;) A friend of mine pulled the fire alarm...I said you dummy they are just gonna get us outside and see there is no fire and send us right back in here....*smh*

drlover
drlover

Scary part is, he probably thought it was his most brilliant idea ever. Dumb as a stump.

Guest
Guest

I think a bit of my brain just rotted away, his stupid is CONTAGIOUS! *goes slack jawed uhhhhhhhhhhhh*

CT
CT

Pete, it's not fair to toaster ovens to compare him to them.

My2Cents
My2Cents

really I get a lot more use out of my toaster oven than I would this clown

Steve
Steve

I was going to say something similar. My toaster in fact makes kick ass toast AND bagels with a burn protector that shuts it off if the toast is overdone. my toaster would headbutt this guy.

And I can say with absolute certainty that I would not trust this dumbbunny with a bagel. About the only thing he's probably good at making are mistakes. I bet he even burns a few of those too.

My2Cents
My2Cents

he looks stoned...lol

leah, did you get drunk last night and lose your clothes... you is nekked

Leah
Leah

Pretty much. Actually the pics were taken last weekend. Got enough to get me through several months of Fridays.