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James Tate Banned From Prom Over Romantic Request for Date
Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm
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| Men, this is how you work it James Tate style |
You gotta hand it to the kid. It's a bold and sure-fire move. We're guessing he's going to make an attentive husband someday. And since the school has a brick exterior, the tape did no damage.
Better yet: The lovely Sonali said yes.
| The most important issue at hand: Sonali said yes |
Lady Smith is a draconian beast whose ass is so tight she probably moonlights at a salvage yard crushing automobiles. She suspended James and his pals for trespassing. And according to school rules, anyone suspended after April 1 can't attend the prom.
Never mind that the incident contained no malice, caused no damage, and was really, really sweet. Smith was sticking by her sphincter.
Shelton's mayor was bombed with emails from around the world asking him to intercede. Two state legislators are also pushed legislation that would allow kids to work off their punishment rather than being banned from the prom.
So last Saturday, Smith seemed to finally recognize she was looking like a huge asshole. She reversed her opinion, saying her new rule allowed prom bans to be judged on a case by case basis.
Which means James and Sonali can now attend the big event. Vegas is issuing 10:1 that they'll be the cutest couple in attendance. (Special thanks to reader Duckykittn for the tip.)
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