History of Rape at Air Force Academy
when she booted him out she should of called the police, not just kick him out so he can go on doing it.
Robert Williams, Moron of the Day: Admits to Being Pedophile in Police Application
Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm
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But by the time he reached question No. 172, he was feeling pretty good about his application, so he decided to answer honestly to a question about whether he'd ever had sexual contact with a child.
He also answered yes to a question about whether he'd ever viewed or purchased child porn.
Apparently Williams was too stupid to figure out that the San Diego PD wouldn't be inclined to hire pedophiles. They're weird that way. So instead of inviting him to join the academy, they got a warrant and raided his house.
He'd recently moved in with Rory Shipp, who took him in when he was down on his luck. But one day Shipp turned on her computer and found a file Williams had left. She opened it up to find a home video of a little girl "coming out of her clothes," she says.
Williams tried to explain that it wasn't illegal to download child porn, but she booted him out of the house that day. But police confiscated his hard drive and cameras and arrested his ass.
Williams now claims that he was a coerced by a police captain who urged prospective cops to be truthful on the questionnaires. Somehow we don't think that's going to make a very good defense in court.
See yesterday's episode from the Moron of the Day file: William Hendrix Finds Dead Body, Decides to Mow the Lawn Before Reporting It.
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35 comments
I wouldn't call him a moron.Someone who wouldn't admit to doing so would be a police officer that abuses his power later on.
Can you imagine how his lawyer must feel right now. I can picture him, just sitting in a bar somewhere, nursing a beer, and simply shaking his head. All while wondering to himself, "How in the fuck am I supposed to mount a defense for this fucking moron?"
LMAO Drlover, yeah I just can't even wrap my mind about how fucking stupid this dude was....But I am ecstatic that he was so damn dumb...What could a lawyer possibly do with this one?
How do people this fucking dumb, exist. You think, they would have accidently killed or maimed themselves by now. Question 167 hmmm ,yeah I bang kids. Mind blown
I'm sure he DID ask ("coerce", lol) applicants to be truthful on their questionaires, you ignorant ass - most prospective employers DO! That can not be used as a defense for why you ratted yourself out - no one to blame but yourself for your own stupidity, Mr. Pedoron (that's pedophile + moron, which I just made up but sounded good - pls feel free to use, lol).
Thank God he was stupid enough to be honest otherwise he would have the trust of a young child as a police officer.
I suppose he thought that if he admitted it, he'd get extra points for being honest, and they wouldn't investigate further?
Can you imagine the looks on the faces of the cops scoring the exam?"What the hell, Steve?""No idea, but there goes our lunch break. I'll get him in interrogation. Can you get an order in for Potbelly's? We'll be a while."
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when they looked over that application, yes!
"What the..."
"This is a joke, right? No one could really be this stupid."
Then they remember that they are cops who see stupidity - real, mind-blowing stupidity - on a near-daily basis.
"I think we need to get a warrant..."
That is like a terrorist going through customs, and when asked "Are you bringing in any weapons, illegal substances etc. into the country" They say "Why, yes actually. I have 20 pounds of C4, some uranium, and oh, A pack of Skittles." WHAT A MORON! But good, I glad he got caught the way he did.
Hahaha, that's exactly what i was thinking of, too! Great minds, eh?I don't know, maybe these pedofiles get so used to being able to tell little kids whatever and be believed - maybe they start thinking it'll work on adults too?
Well, of all the morals he lacks, at least he is truthful. I will give him credit for that. I'm also glad to know that the whole application was read, and not just skimmed over as I assumed they usually do. I am pretty sure that when they wrote the application, they would never think anyone would be arrested due to their answers. A nonsense question for one is a lead for another.
Once again I ask wtf would find a child sexy? It's a child for god sakes!!! Well I'm glad this douche answered his question truthfully. One lest chester the molester on the streets. Fucken dumbass!
You know, it's almost like he turned himself in. Might as well worn a neon sign saying," I'm a Pedo, come and arrest me".....good thing someone actually read all the answers on the questionnaire...lolGlad some of these pedo's are just that dumb.
"It's not illegal to download child porn"...In what world is that true? I'm glad the roommate had some sense and booted his ass.
God this guy is just a perverted idiot. I can't believe that he really thought he would get away with it. People never cease to amaze me, seriously and I'm learning that more and more as I frequent this site.
What an asshole. He was coerced to be truthful? That doesn't even make any sense. I'm glad they arrested his ass.
Right? Cause of course the fact that he was truthful was the problem. Nothing to do with the fact that he's a pedofile!! ~si
