Video: Batman Gets His Ass Kicked on the Vegas Strip
We're really not sure why this guy's dressed as Batman. We can only assume that his mom got tired of him playing World of Warcraft in the basement day after day and made him go outside to play in the fresh air. We can further assume that he's probably a weirdo...
And that's why he got into an argument with an unidentified man on the Vegas Strip. How they came to have a beef, we're not sure. But Batman seems awfully aggressive and in non-Crime Fighter mode on this day.
He continually jaws at the man, preparing to fight. The guy doesn't take it seriously at first. But when the dukers begin to fly, Batman finds himself in trouble.
Unfortunately, he's pioneered a fighting method that looks dangerously similar to those used in brawls outside gay nightclubs. This might be effective when battling a man dressed as Kloe Kardashian, but not so good when taking on your random Man on the Street.
His foe easily picks him up and body slams the Caped Crusader on the sidewalk, then repeatedly punches him in the head.
As police sirens can be heard, the guy decides its time to leave and play the quarter slots. Batman is left dazed and somewhat embarrassed. We're guessing he'll never hear the end of this at the next Super Hero bowling event.
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