Ten Executions Gone Shockingly Wrong
Eleanor Thompson, Professional Barfly, Busted Twice for DUI in Same Day
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 at 9:38 am
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At 3 p.m., she encountered an officer of the law, whose job it is to arrest hammered people who choose to operate motorized vehicles. Eleanor blew an impressive .32, which is akin to a 120-pound woman scarfing eight martinis in an hour.
It has been said, so it shall be written: Eleanor Thompson can out-drink the entire Clemson defensive line.
She was busted for DUI, driving without a license and trying to pass off a fictitious registration, then released to a sober friend.
At this point, most of us would have gone to bed to face the nightmare of increased insurance costs, a series of court dates, and the inevitable six consecutive days of tongue-lashing from our significant other for acting like a moron.
But Eleanor, it would seem, is Burlington's queen of the barflies. She wanted back in the game. By 9 p.m. that same day, she was pulled over again in Mebane, North Carolina, this time blowing a .32.
She's expected to be in either deep shit with a court or be recruited for a high-ranking position within the Kremlin.
See our last story from the Bizarre file: Charles DuBose, Moron of the Day, Shoots 11-Year-Old Girl for Playing Near His Car.
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29 comments
i was thinking the same thing when i saw her photo...
"She was busted for DUI, driving without a license and trying to pass off a fictitious registration, then released to a sober friend". ------Why wasn't she arrested at this time? Was she driving the same vehicle? Why wasn't it impounded?
Thank God no one was hurt.
Note to self stay the f#ck away from Bobby O's if thats the clientele they pulling ;). I wouldnt tap that even w/ the tail end of a dumptruck.
I was thinking the same thing abt Texas. She wouldn't have been released to a sober friend. That was just a dumb thing to do.
She's the booze-swilling, chain-smoking, withered, toothless, Faces-of-Meth hag grandma I never had.
Christ - that face should be an advertisement against overindulging in booze. Well, her face, then a pic of Cindy Crawford next to it, and the caption reads 'This is what beer goggles do. Do you really want to risk waking up next to the picture on the left?'
Can I sue TCR for false advertising coz when I clicked on this it said drunk Supermodel and all Im getting is drunk meth face granny here. Something isnt adding up lol. .
Clearly you're in need of a trip to the eye doctor, Rachel. While she may not be a babe where you live, I'll have you know that she would be a lock to be the hottest woman at Bobby O's bar any time of the day or night.
Yeah - and i'm guessing she didn't go back down to .00 in between the 3pm and 9pm readings, either! Ehhh.... at least she's no quitter? ;)
LMAO!!! Damn say it ain't so? ANd she got the same reading.....maybe it was like a Groundhogs day minus the Bill Murray.
