Elizabeth Jones Uses Vaginal Carrying Unit to Steal Homeowner's Jewelry
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 at 8:00 am
|Elizabeth Jones may be a crackhead and a thief, but she does possess a very utilitarian vagina, and her cleavage is far superior to the variety usually found in the roofing trade|
After Jones departed her cleansing operation, the woman noticed that her husband's wedding ring and her grandmother's diamond ring were gone. It seems Jones had also gone through her purse and her wallet.
So she called the cops. But by the time police arrived, Jones apparently had grown tired of work and decided to bolt the job site. Officers would later find her hiding behind a barn with two pipes, a syringe and other drug paraphernalia.
She confessed to stealing the woman's stuff and absconding with the jewelry in her vagina, which has become a popular carrying unit for low-rent criminals these days, since it's really hard to misplace when you're out doing some stealing. The booty was discovered during a cavity search while she was booked. Detectives also found crack, Vicodin and Xanax.
Our precious little sweetheart was charged with theft, burglary, tampering with evidence and drug possession.
See our last tale from the Drugs file: Woman Stashes Knives in Her Belly Fat & Vagina; Gets Busted for Prescription Meds.