Erica Huerta & Steven Perry Have Sex on the Beach in Front of 50 People (Plus Kids)
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm
|Critics called Steven Perry's debut public performance of "triumph of stamina and determination."|
But as often happens with young love, they couldn't wait to get home to keep their paws off each other. It also seems they had a bit too much to drink, so you might say their inhibitions were performing at peak standards.
They began to have sex, apparently believing that no one would notice, or perhaps would just would avert their eyes.
That, however, didn't happen. Though Perry vaguely resembles the eraser end of a pencil, Lady Huerta is a rather fetching lass. No doubt her barenakedocity would have drawn attention.
Police say as many as 50 people were watching the festivities, which lasted some 30 minutes, a testimony to Mr. Perry's staying power during a stressful public performance. There were also seven children in attendance.
They were each charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition and failure to get a room.
See our last saga from the Moron of the Day file: Steward Gibbs Drunkenly Performs Surgery on His Doberman.