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Okay, who sees anything wrong with sex on the beach??! I dont mind a few extra eyes ;) As long as the eyes are over 21!!
Erica Huerta & Steven Perry Have Sex on the Beach in Front of 50 People (Plus Kids)
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm
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| Critics called Steven Perry's debut public performance of "triumph of stamina and determination." |
But as often happens with young love, they couldn't wait to get home to keep their paws off each other. It also seems they had a bit too much to drink, so you might say their inhibitions were performing at peak standards.
They began to have sex, apparently believing that no one would notice, or perhaps would just would avert their eyes.
That, however, didn't happen. Though Perry vaguely resembles the eraser end of a pencil, Lady Huerta is a rather fetching lass. No doubt her barenakedocity would have drawn attention.
Police say as many as 50 people were watching the festivities, which lasted some 30 minutes, a testimony to Mr. Perry's staying power during a stressful public performance. There were also seven children in attendance.
They were each charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition and failure to get a room.
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Can't wait lets do it now anyone watching? who cares? One to do it in front of adults But kids.really now.
As detailed by cops, Huerta “did intentionally masturbate,” exposed her genitals, engaged in oral sex, and was digitally penetrated. In fact, investigators noted, Huerta was fondled by Perry “for more than 30 minutes.”
Perry, the affidavits note, “attempted to having sex with Huerta several times,” doing this in the “missionary position.” Additionally, “Perry then put a shirt over his head and began to give Huerta oral sex.”
Huerta and Perry were booked into the Pinellas County jail. Perry was freed yesterday after posting $10,000 bond. Huerta remains locked up in lieu of $2500 bond.
Perry “attempted to having sex with Huerta several times,”Ah. Performance anxiety, eh? Certainly explains the look of failure in his eyes.
HA..HAHA...HAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! she had on beer goggles. *raises eyesbrow in thought* Shurgs* I'll move on...hahaha
Erica has a habit of getting arrested for drunk behavior. Every summer for the past three years she has been arrested for an alcohol related offense. This latest situation, last year saw a DUI in August and the year before she was arrested on her birthday. I wonder what she'll do next year.
Oh, well! At least it was an attractive, young couple instead of a gross-looking, old couple.:)
Definitely not cool to bone in public with kids around...but I guess it could be a learning experience right? Instead of seeing two dogs humping and wondering what the fuck that's all about they got to see humans....And were they actually naked boffing on the beach? Or was it a move the panties to the side and slip the dick out the shorts type deal?
It probably would make that "Birds and Bees" discussion a little easier. "Hey kids, let's not waste this teachable moment! Gather round, gather round. Don't be shy."
30 minute staying power???? What the hell? If 30 minutes is considered staying power I must be the Energizer Bunny because my wife and I go at it for longer than 30 minutes 4 to 5 times a week. If this chick’s body is as pretty as her face I would be more than happy to show her some staying power!!
Pictures bah. Are you telling me some kid with his phone didn't shoot video? not one of those 50 people had a video camera? VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
You and your "pics or it didn't happen"...how come you never pop in when it's the dude humping a goat or an old chick fucking the family dog?
Well does not surprize me at all drunk on beach. I know someone that would do it anywhere at all.
And tonight's drink special is... Sex On the Beach. Other specials are Buttery Nipples, Blowjobs and Sreaming Orgasms.
wait a minute - 50 people watched for half an hour - and there were kids present? The parents should be charged with something too!
The parents were mesmerized... The men jealous and the women longing. Turns out that is not a Mohawk, but the wear patterns from Erica's thighs. Oh, and that is not supposed to be a goatee, but a full beard. Rumour has it she is "au naturel" and her lower beard is like Velcro® to the top of his head...
What the fuck were they thinking? I hope her puppies were not hanging below her stomach!!! (Pukes in the toilet) sorry, but that was disgusting!!!!!
stare at his pic and move back and forth in your chair....his eyes follow you! He's evil!
