Rock Star v. Playboy Model: Who Won? 1
Douchebag Done In By Reality TV 2
Neighbors Who See Stabbing Kick Ass 3

Heather Sims Mistakenly Attacks Good Samaritan With Her Stiletto Heel

By Cory Zurowski in Stupid Criminals, assault
Friday, June 24, 2011 at 10:00 am
Heather-Sims_opt.jpg
Anthony Miliner and his brother rolled into the Dayton, Ohio McDonald's drive thru around 3 a.m., hellbent on attacking the Dollar Menu. As the pair waited in line, they witnessed a woman in the car in front of them being attacked. The assault prompted Miliner to jump into action...

About the same time the 35-year-old Miliner was playing Good Samaritan, another vehicle circled into the drive thru lane. Inside it was Heather Sims, age 27, and three other women.

After coming to the victim's aid, Miliner returned to his car. But instead of realizing Miliner was the knight in the mess, Sims and her pals mistook him for the aggressor. This misperception launched Sims into the mix. She attacked Miliner with her elegant yet practical evening footwear, her stiletto heel.

A McDonald's employee caught the whole brouhaha on his iPhone. The footage showed several women punching, yelling, kicking and spitting on Miliner while Sims assaulted him with her shoe.

A warrant for Sims' arrest would be issued for the summer 2010 attack. For months she dodged the felonious assault charges.

In April, Sims turned herself into authorities.

On Monday she was sentenced to 18 months in prison.

"All I can say is, I'm sorry for everything that happened," she said in court as Miliner looked on with a protective patch covering his irrevocably damaged eye.

See our last story from the Stupid Criminals file: Goobers Trash Wingate Inn; Busted After Offering Play-By-Play on Twitter.

More links from around the web!

Email Print