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Luke Irvin Chrisco Charged With Hiding In Porta-Potty Tank During Yoga Festival
Friday, June 24, 2011 at 11:08 am
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: A woman saw something move in the tank, but the man ran off, covered in crap. Later, a cop busting Chrisco for panhandling thought he resembled the shitty peeping tom, maybe after seeing a video simulation of the incident. Westword has the story.
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Society would have been far better served, that when seen there, someone had taken a long stick and shoved him deep enough to drown in it.
Just checked out his youtube channel.Not surprised by what i found there. skyeoryan is the username if interested.
Chrisco...hmmm...some part of me wants to make "crisco shortening" joke, but I just can't stop gagging long enough!
Pardon the pun But that Video was the funniest shit I have ever seen for a reenactment EVER!! LMAO
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww! You have to be all kinds of perverted to want to see the brown snake play peek a boo.
He had a bunch of cuts? Maybe he'll die from some infection brought on by being in a small ocean of human excrement, while covered in cuts and scratches. So gross! I guess he never got the memo, on how many diseases are spread from contact with human feces.
I'd put him at Number Two on my list of most perverted individuals..........anyone see what I did there?
Well... at least they found him? Hell of a long way to go just to see something, but then he's not gonna see anything like that again for awhile. Unless, of course, its from behind.
Maybe it's just the graininess of the pic, but he kinda looks like Marti Pellow from Wet Wet Wet.
"the public wondered what yoga move the guy had used to squeeze into the tiny space" - with a last name like crisco, doesn't seem that big a problem?
