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It would make sense that the friend was driving and was watching the rear view mirror instead of the road.
Man Celebrates 21st Birthday By Having Sex & Driving Drunk at 85 mph
Friday, June 17, 2011 at 1:39 pm
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At some point the evening, the trio were traveling along the D.C. Beltway going 85 miles-per-hour. While hammered. And while our hero was driving while simultaneously having sex with his girlfriend.
As you may have guessed, this story does not end in glorious orgasmic delight. It seems that before that they could consummate their celebratory passion, the guy rammed into a cab. He was subsequently convicted for drunk driving.
Now the cab driver is suing the kid for wanton negligence.
Even though he's already been convicted, the kid is busting out a novel defense. He claims he was in the backseat having sex with his girlfriend when the accident happened. But his buddy says he wasn't driving either.
We hope his girlfriend wasn't driving, because that would have required gymnastic feats never witnessed by mortal man.
We're guessing this won't turn out so well for the kid in court. His only hope for victory is if his mother doesn't find out.
See our last saga from the Gooberville file: Ronald Stolberg Kills Wife for Disturbing His Sleep, Then Goes Back to Bed.
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42 comments
Easy Pedro: Kuei was the pervy cabbie. The only way to see what a woman's genitalia is to charge at her Ludicrous Speed!
Just three more miles and he coulda been having sex while traveling through time, then the cab wouldn't have been there at all.Sucks to be him!
He's lucky he didn't kill anybody. I've known 7 victims altogether who have been killed by drunk driving. Two of the drunk drivers were former high school friends and one of those two was friends with the person they killed driving drunk. Small world.So I have no sympathy at all for drunk drivers, they should be locked up for a long time on the first offense, then tested by probation officers for a least one year after the incident. If they kill someone in the drunk driving, they should get a decades-long sentence, or life in prison.It only takes driving drunk once to kill somebody, some innocent mom and dad and their baby, there's no broad line there to toy with. It's dependent on black and white rules; Do not drink and drive.
My sister was killed by someone who fell asleep at the wheel. Same thing, but difficult to prosecute. No alcohol was involved. Messed me up for a long time!
lol nice, shes talented, if anyone knows who she is have her reach out to me.
Thanx, appreciate it
If he was going to blame his friend he should have at least let him in on the fun while they were driving!
What an ass! SMH! Some friend he is, as he's trying to blame the friend that was with him....
It sucks that we teach our kids to lie and not accept responsibility for their actions. And that they are more important than family, friendships and being honorable.
Isn't she the one that she and her dad sued the fam of the person she killed in the car accident?
it's true--they would try to shift the blame to someone else--that's what the new generation is all about---blaming someone else for your own actions.....
I'm sure they are. From a legal perspective, all they are doing is placing the blame on the other to get this kid off. That is all they want. I doubt if they would even go after the other kid if they even believed he was the one driving. Lawyers have corrupted our society. LOL.
If she was going down on him(like the stock picture Pete put up)he's lucky she didn't bite off his junk, when he slammed into the cab. lol
I commend the kid for doing all of the things he loves at the same time.. drink, drive, sex... GREAT combo!
I hope the cab driver is going for the big bucks. If he has already been convicted, I think the cabby's chances are good.
I would be soooo pissed if I was hit because some jackass of a 21 year-old was doing what this fool was doing. Especially as I have to occasionally drive on the Beltway. Multi-tasking is fine in the workplace you have to know when it's not a good idea. I don't even think it was satisfying in the situation described.
the DUI conviction should have stipulated the restitution...suing after his criminal conviction is not the best way to go about it.
In AZ for example its a class 1 misdemeanor, which carries max 6 months in lockup and $100k in fines. The court could have provided for suffering and all damages in the DUI conviction and put him on real probation (not summary probation) as they normally do. This way the court can oversee him pay off the restitution and ensure the cabby is being compensated; otherwise its a violation of his probation and he is in jail on a new charge, without a bond.
The cabby should have been talking to the city/county prosecutor.
The civil suit likely involves his insurance company which the criminal courts have no jurisdiction.
