A Reader's Personal Moment with a Psychopathic Ex-Boyfriend & a Hammer

Thursday, July 7, 2011 at 4:58 am

Reader Saint Dismas offers a personal tale from this past weekend. It seems he's been dating a woman who's still dealing with a moronic stalker from a past relationship. In the early morning hours of Sunday, that creepy faux tough guy decided to pay a visit...

"I had an eventful Sunday, Pete. This girl I've been with for a few months has a rather psychopathic ex boyfriend whos been harrassing her on the phone. (your typical resentment motivated stalker material.)

"Well, he decided to come kicking our door in at 7:30 in the morning and accosted my girlfriend; so I (without my morning coffee.)grabbed a girlish looking mini-hammer (12.oz. in weight) and clobbered him in the skull a bit with it; he left, my girl called the Cities finest, (which in this instance wasnt a cliche' because the officers were efficient, and understanding.) and he got charged with aggravated (sp?) burglary for his drunken troubles.

"What bothers me, is how after he did all that ( kicking someones door in at 7:30 in the morning to grab a Lady and cause bodily harm.) He managed to post bail less than three hours later. The police called her to notify her of it, and now there could be a pissed off psychopath who wants to kill my girlfriend.

"Hope your weekend was as exciting, but less Jerry Springer. I can now anticipate
spending a few hours in court with a defense attorney somehow trying to make it seem like my fault. The goofy bastard tried to deny coming there too regardless of being caught dead to rights!"

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Guest

not surprised by this. If a person was to tape all my bitchings of my Ex-husband on here together in a spread-- oh the whoa of drams it would paint. I couldn’t get the police to do a fucking thing even though he had his own damn apartment by the time we were 5 months into the divorce because quote “ we can’t arrest him for breaking into his own house.” Fast forward 3 months--Restraining orders are a joke- YES the police might take it seriously but it takes 1 minutes to get in a glass window and hide---what damn good did it do when I came home and he was there in the dark and choked me unconscious after smashing through the bedroom door I had my back against with my feet firmly planted on my captain’s bed. Then later woke up with my bra in 3 pieces, buried under a pile of blankets on the narrow side of the bed while he and his crack head friends partied up on the attic/2nd floor.. It’s been 6 years since I laid eyes on the man and yesterday he texted me that he loves and misses me. That makes me feel secure. “Oh pardon me Mr. Law Dude- can I reinstate my restraining order?!?!? You see this text here?!?! He loves and Misses me DO SOME THING WILL YOU! --------------I’ll just get looked at weird and brushed aside. ……………. Sorry Saints Woot Woot- glad you protected and are present for her never mind the PICTURE hanging hammer- not “girl” hammer :D good for you

BooKat

Sounds lovely...I had a psycho ex break into my house and hide in my laundry area to watch me and my now boyfriend have sex...just a reminder of why they end up as exes...psychos, man...

Guest

riiight [Ex]- but that's really weird boo!

Jeremiah Stephen Hennessee

LOL.

Guest

BTW this wasn't open- it's Saint's bad date *cackle*

Guest

and one to polish! (american: pallish)

Guest

double enema I swears it!

BooKat

Alright, Bheeb-polar, this was fun, but I've got to ditch you...Have a good night and remember to keep that cornhole clean...

Guest

I like to take this in small stages Boo- and many many rinses

BooKat

Don't lie...it's cool if you let eveyone know about my intimate relationship with your asshole, Bheebs...

BooKat

I moved my comment to the Open thread 'cause when I replied on the dashboard from my phone I didn't realize your comment was over here...but I have an aversion to all penis that isn't human...or my mans....

Guest

and that's NOT a play on Boo Kat

Guest

i doubt that's the reason- Like dander (sp?) or amonia (sp?) that's associated with cats- How the fuck you gonna know if your allergic to poochie penis if you don't test it out! I'll tell you what my anus sure isn't reactive to kitty tongue

BooKat

I had to come back and fix this 'cause my dog wiener comment ended up here...but yeah, it is uber weird what some people will do once they become an ex...I didn't even find out about the laundry hiding episode until after the fact 'cause he admitted to it later after he got caught in my apartment a different time. Dude was fucking nuts and I'm pretty sure that he got a good gander of my current man's taint and balls when he decided to spy on us that one time...

Stanley_Ipkiss

i was having problems with my ex girlfriends new boyfriend..he is just a jobless asshole who has been in and out of prison for burglary etc..i havent even been with the girl for about 5 years and i have children and a fiancee now which makes it even more ridiculous..plus i had never met the guy before a few weeks ago when i saw them in the shopping centre..he threatened me in front of my daughter and i just told him to jog on..but seen him not too long ago there and this time i didnt have my little girl with me so i had to call him on his threats..turns out he is just a fuckwit who likes to scare little kids..guy cant fight, he would be lucky to hit the floor if he fell..couple of jabs and problem was solved

PeteKotz

Punch him really hard in the throat, Stanley. That will cure him of his desire to be a tough guy.

iLLusionS

LMAO Pete!!! Seriously that brought tears to my eyes. :D

Guest

that's ok i had a b/f who wanted to move in with me after 3 months..i said no and here it is 2am we just got back from a club and he says "it's over than, give me back the phone i loaned you" (it was the early 90's he loaned me a wallphone) i thought nothing of it and unhooked the phone and gave it to him...we never even had an argument and next thing i know he has a knife to my throat and my head thru a window...then i get outside and he drags me (i'm wearing a mini skirt and no shoes at this point) trys to drag me inside cutting up my feet and knees...the cops come and i'm bleeding and covered in my own piss...they let some friend of his pick him up..i get home look in the mirror i have a cut across my neck the cops never even asked if i wanted to go to the hospital...thank god it was a scratch but i had to wash the blood off to see that...he stalked me the next 4 months...

Guest

i went to court twice for restaining orders..and turned out he has put 2 ex wives in the hospital and he was only 23

Annie

The order is only as strong as the LEO's enforcing it. Short of breaking down your door quite a few view protective orders as an annoyance.

Sangelia

here is hoping that not only you moved. that you also went unlisted. .thing is, you will need to make sure websites like topix do not have you listed on their sites. .even if it happened in the 90s. you need to make sure that you are not listed. .the topix site also lists previous cities you have lived in besides your current one. and it also lists some of the family you are known to be with. as well as other names you might have gone as.

Pedro

Yeah, request police protection, this nutcase is clearly gonna be even nuttier now that you clobbered him

NewsDog

The problem is he used a 12 oz hammer and all it did was piss the guy off. He should have used a Craftsman 20 oz professional framing hammer with a straight claw. There isn’t anything you can’t build or tear apart with that baby. But just in case the dumbass still won’t get the message I’d break out a Para-Ordnance P-14 and pump 15 rounds of custom hot loaded .45 hollow points in his ass. The cops can deal with what ever pieces they can find.

Jeremiah Stephen Hennessee

Hi IllusionS, miss you too. Newsdog, next time I'll have a .40 cal, or at least some pepper spray so i can work the knees after he drops.

iLLusionS

Bless your heart Jeremy....you have always seemed to be an old school defender of values, and honesty, and ALOT of forethought in your words.....So I can imagine you took a position without question here, and any lady is LUCKY AS ALL HELL, to have you. Sorry she has Mark Wahlberg from the movie Fear as an ex...but maybe more will befall him in the system if he keeps screwing up! Until then watch your back...You need an AR 15 I will lone it to you ;)

iLLusionS

SAINT!!!!!! You are dating :( I miss you.......*going to get the hammer!* :D

Kuei

It's all about money. Money buys freedom, not safety.

eliminatetrash

Then I guess your not safe are you fat pig

no name at all

freaks are everywhere. and its scary. i am crawling back into my dark space and never coming out. Life is too precious to endanger by living in daily normal-cy.

roy1531

I would not have had a problem at all giving him a double tap in the chest with my pistol. Problem solved! I know a lot of people do not like guns but I think everyone should keep a Taurus Judge beside the bed just for cases like this.

Sassy♥Britches

I have had two psycho ex's 1. the father of my oldest boys.! I could go on for days about him, but I will not speak ill of the dead, as he passed away almost 2 yrs ago.! 2. thought he was going to get crazy with me, until I went BANANAS on his ass. And we no longer have a problem :)

Kudos to you Saint Dismas.!!Wish more men were like you :) When I was in the same situation, my current beau at the time would say things like "lets not start any trouble, we dont wanna piss him off" talking about my ex. So that right there got his ass DUMPED real quick.! So now I have 3 bats in my house. by the bed, bottom of the steps, and my son has one in his room. I recommend you get a BIGGER hammer. lol :)

Annie

Hey Honey, I had the same issue with a former-looser-alcoholic- pothead-turned-stalker bf. We had not dated in near on 20 years when he suddenly lost the marshmallows in his Trix and wold call me 50+ times a day. The vm would go between I love you, I need you, I want you, I miss you, vomit, puke, gag, diarrhea to you are a no good bitch tramp, stupid cock sucking whore. He actually did call me a cock sucking whore, which, if that were my chosen profession, would be how I'd make my oodles of cash. Anyhow, I asked my at-the-time-now-ex bf to take a call or 2 and tell the pothead to stop harrassing me as my numerous diatribes about him being a looser seemed to only heighten his need to have the awesomeness that is I. Up until that time, most of my encounters with tokers showed that they were usually to stoned and snackin' to care about anything like making upwards of 70+ calls a day as they'd loose precious time with their bong. I assumed he would swoop in like a hero and rescue me from the drunken tokers annoyances, but I was quite mistaken. Much as your paramour, mine came back with the, "We don't want to make him mad." "If you don't answer the phone, he will eventually stop." As if my not answering the phone for 9 days had worked to my advantage so well. Seriously, you don;t want to make HIM mad, but you will piss off the chick you want to suck your stupid tiny, pre-ejaculating dick? Oddly, that pissed off the then-current-now-ex bf. He stomped off saying, "We are not having sex tonight." In the end, I have had 3 restraining orders against him, which he has violated more than 15 times. It is a piece of paper that is only as strong and binding as the law enforcement officers who chose to or not to enforce the guidelines.

Kudos to you, Saint Dismas to you for standing up for your lady. It does not seem like an act that should merit responses of gratefulness, but there are surprising few 'Knights on horses'.

Sassy♥Britches

We truly are not alone :) And as far as the drunken toker goes, add steroids and pills and you got the way my ex was living at the time. I had to move me and my kids out while he was at work. THEN came the restraining orders, and him cruising by my house doing the "slit throat" motion or the "finger gun to the temple" OR coming to my job, which at the time was a grocery store, telling me I was " a dead fucking bitch".! And no one EVER intervened!!! So from that moment on, I lost faith in mankind. But now whenever I see a woman going thru the same thing, guess what I step in.! But if theres a 50% chance of her going back, I walk away. Because you cant save somebody that doesnt want to be saved.

Collinitzki

"Oddly, that pissed off the then-current-now-ex bf."

Yes, that is odd. What man wouldn't like to be told that he has a "stupid tiny, pre-ejaculating dick"? Especially while trying to help his girlfriend with her excess baggage.

BTW, pot can be an incredible aphrodisiac. Just sayin'...

Collinitzki

Thanks for the clarification. It makes more sense now as to why you were so upset with him but that was still a pretty harsh verbal beat-down. As for the aphrodisiac comment, why can't marijuana and pheromones *both* be aphrodisiacs?

Catching a buzz before sex makes me appreciate my g/f's body even more than usual. It makes me want to take my time exploring every inch of her. It makes me want to stimulate her orally until my tongue is sore, etc. Although she's never touched the stuff herself, she seems to appreciate the sexual benefits derived from my usage.

Annie

Maybe had he been a man and did what he said he'd do, a discussion we had previously had in regards to defending the other or assisting the other if the time ever came. He did not want to make the drunk mad? I'd been dealing with the dumb potheads looser antics off and on for years, a discussion teeny weeny and I had before we dated and he said if the guy ever became a problem that he would try to talk it out with him, man to man. When that time did present itself, he turned tail and ran so I emasculated him. Was it nice of me? No. Did it make me feel, momentarily better? Yes. In hindsight, as childish as it was, I'd probably do it exactly the same again.

BTW, marijuana is not an aphrodisiac, at least not to those who find the natural pheromones of a human being an aphrodisiac.

PeteKotz

Saint Dismas is too manly to have a bigger hammer, Honey. He could probably take out an entire Latin American nation with a nail file.

Sangelia

the claw part of a hammer comes in real handy to stop guys in their tracks I found out. .especially if you have the hammer upside down and the claw part facing them. and the claw is below the guy's privates.............

Sassy♥Britches

I believed he could. Saint Dismissed did a damn good job, of stopping a situation before it got out of hand.. I ♥ St. :)

Mecede

don't you know, it's never THEIR fault, it's always the fault of others.

midwestmomof2

Bummer!! Good luck keeping an eye out for the psycho!

drlover

Not only does he want to kill your girlfriend, but now he wants to kill you. Good looking out for your lady. Watch your back, good luck to you both. =)

Mecede

hey drlover how are you?

Carrie

Post a sign on your door stating Intruders will be shot, then get your FOID card and a gun. Happy Hunting :)

My2Cents

My sign reads: "Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

Mecede

Nice! I like it! =P

Dudley "Booger" Dawson

You're only problem was you didn't put that hammer into his skull.

My2Cents

So sorry to hear you had to deal with that situation Saint... nice job protecting her!! Nothing wrong with a girlish 12oz hammer, if it works.

Sconley

I would've gone Uncle Fester on him and "Shoot him in the back" ;)

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