Daren Abbey, Moron of the Day: Nazi Gets Ass Kicked By Black Guy in Bar
Monday, July 11, 2011 at 7:04 am
He was in a bar in Bayview, Idaho when he noticed Marlon Baker. Now Marlon happens to be black. He's also 46. So Abbey figured he could show his superiority by picking on a guy 20 years his senior.
According to the police report, Abbey insulted Marlon inside the bar. But Marlon didn't want a beef, so he started to leave. Abbey followed him outside, bombing him with racial slurs and pushing him.
That's when Marlon decided he had no choice but to go. So he jacked Abbey in the face. But it seems our little supremacist can't take a punch. He was knocked out in one punch.
Being a Nazi, Abbey apparently couldn't read the T-shirt Marlon was wearing. It read "Spokane Boxing Club champion."
At 46, Marlon isn't exactly a pro fighter. But he does understand the basic anatomy of breaking a Nazi's face. When police arrived, Abbey was still unconscious.
Not only did he end up with a busted nose and an embarrassing mugshot, but he's also been charged with battery and felony malicious harassment. Marlon -- Occupation: Man -- was naturally unhurt in the skirmish. (Special thanks to reader Stephen for the tip.)
See our last story from the Occupation: Man file: Brandon Koch, 13, Rescues Friend After Snake Bite.