Student's Mushroom Fueled Nude Rescue
Sorry, but jail time isn't free time. Be a stand up citizen, and you can watch all the porn you like. Break the law and you're going to be "grounded."
Kyle Richards Sues Michigan, Claiming Constitutional Right to Porn in Jail
Wednesday, July 6, 2011 at 7:00 am
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He has two previous convictions for assault, and has been in the jail since January on a bank robbery charge. But since the jail won't allow him to have porn, a personal TV, video game consoles or a radio, he suffers.
Yes, dearest reader, he suffers.
In a suit against the state, he claims that doing without such necessities amounts to "psychological warfare against prisoners, in order to both destroy the morale of inmates and break the spirit of individuals."
It's not that Michigan prisons are porn free. State institutions allow both Playboy and Penthouse. But Macomb doesn't allow visual depictions of naked ladies. Or Xbox. That means Richards must endure "such a poor standard of living, suffering from both sexual and sensory deprivation."
Such are the tribulations of robbing a bank in a sexually modest county.
No one believes the suit will get too far. Our moron has already had three previous suits deemed frivolous. We're guessing Macomb's porn ban won't reach the threshold of great constitutional questions of our time.
See our last story from the Stupid Criminal file: Gerard Landon's Rape Attempt Goes Bad When Victim Bites Off His Tongue.
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36 comments
He's already getting better treatment then majority of law abiding citizens will ever see in their life. It's supposed to be punishment when you go to jail, instead it's already a freaking baby sitting facility. How about he gets sent to a prison in Mexico or Africa, let's see if he thinks the prisons in America are so bad after that. I know many people that have gone to jail or who are in jail. And they all pretty much say the same thing...it's pretty much like being babysat. You get 3 meals a day, time to go out and get fresh air and you just find things to fill your time with, occassionally you get the 'bass taping' in the prison or fights, but for the most part it's just boring. And here I was thinking that prison was supposed to be dreaded.
Also, this is the current generation of America...his menatlity pretty much sums up a majority of the generation that I'm in (I'm 21), it makes me scared that I'm grouped with dipshits like him, but on the bright side...me and my boyfriend are looking forward to when our generation is supposed to be the driving working force for America because that would mean that we'd be able to get higher paying jobs. So I guess there is a silver lining to it all, and with how criminals have been lately that will mean that crimes will be easier to solve :D
if the jerk wants porn. let him draw it. if he can.thing is, prisoners get better treatment in prison than senior citizens do in nursing homes.
Its bad enough that prisoners get free health care as well as 3 hots and a cot, they don't need free porn and Xbox as well. I imagine that if he did get free porn, he'd try and sue if they didn't give him hand lotion because he'd eventually get calluses on his penis from rubbing 'em out.
Oh you fucked up in the wrong county, stupid! You shouda did your dirt in like Wayne County. I was offered porn and weed whenI was there 20 years ago. Maybe it's changed but you could commit another crime and see. Ya never know. Macomb dont give ya shit, but time. Oh and 3 hots-and-a-cot!!
Poor dumbass, be happy that you are in Michigan. Is he in Jail, as in City/County, or prison as in State? TDCJ prisons don't allow porn or tobacco in any form and many of the units don't have A/C. Check out the weather maps and guess how much fun that is.
I believe he's in Macomb County Jail. Hell, Wayne County has no heat when it's cold!! But yea, cigs and weed. And I wasnt even smokin' weed!! (At the time;)
Grandma is straigt G over here :DBut it's good that you turned your life around and are teaching your grandaughter to be good.
I'm just grateful it wasn't for something lame like failure to pay a speeding ticket. Good for you. Way to turn something bad into something good.
Well, since I've paid my debt to society, I can say: Felonious Assault, Assault to do Great Bodily Harm Less than Murder and Felony Firearms. I'm a good girl now, though. I'm a Grandmother and that was my past. I teach my grandaughter to be a good girl too. But I also teach her not to let people fuck with her either. :)
Obama is a constitutional lawyer, and he has no clue about american's constitutional rights either.
Laughable, but still not as bad as the convicted killer who is suing the state of New York, for $50 million, because he finds it offensive to be called an 'inmate'! His name is Gerard Domond, and he says the term 'inmate' implies that he 'is mating with other men.'!!!!!!!
And that's were ya get the word "inmate" ! LOL! He's stupid. He's not mating with other inmates, he's boning and being boned by other inmates. Besides, INmate, OUTmate. It's all the same, asshole, pardon the pun, but ya aint gettin' out so sit, suffer and shut the fuck up!!
unfortunately the idiots in places like the ACLU dont see that as such..them and who ever is the dopehead who is the jerk's lawyer.
What, now prison is fucking Club Med? Shit, I am NOT in jail and I don't get any free porn. what fucking jail is HE living in? dude has been in jail for a whopping 6 months and he has already filed 3 frivolous lawsuits? why are prisoners allowed to do shit like this? let me guess...cruel and unusual punishment?! and keep in mind he is 21! 21 years old and he is already in the slammer whining about how he can't get his porn on? won't be long before he is circling the drain...
Bless this guys cock...I mean heart. Here is an idea Sherlock...stay out of jail and have all the porn your little heart desires.
It appears so. Any guy who thinks he should get free porn and game consoles in prison isn't capable of forming compound words or words with multiple syllables. I can imagine that he has no idea what "sensory deprivation" actually is.
"I have a dream!! That one day, prisoners could touch themselves to the likeness of naked women. No longer will we have to draw stick figures fucking on a piece of paper, no longer will we have to pretend that the guy blowing us, is Katy Perry!"
I bet somebody in that prison would be willing to help out poor Kyle satisify his sexual urges.
Well, I guess in a way I can see his point because I imagine he has no personal experiences to reference since I don't imagine the women were swooning over him before he hit the slammer.
Normally stupidity is not a big draw for most women to put out. Then again, we've seen bigger losers on here who in addition to the same stupidity, they've also lacked gainful employment and a stunning lack of teeth and they still managed to get laid so maybe my theory just went out the window.
A criminal too stupid to even understand the concept of being punished ! It isnt supposed to be entertaining you little shit its supposed to suck!
"such a poor standard of living, suffering from both sexual and sensory deprivation."I didnt realise people went to prison for a holiday i thought it was the point of prison to punish and deprive the inmate of certain things..
Right? Even my 2 and 4 year olds already know they don't get to hold on to any toys in the 'naughty corner' - punishment isn't supposed to be fun!Huh. I guess this shows how much experience this guy had with being punished as a child if he doesn't even grasp the basics of the principle. Probably has something to do with why he is in prison, too.
