Marilee Ann Kolynych, Moron of the Day: Attacks Grandson For Eating Bacon

• My 9 yr old can eat 8 strips of bacon and get away with it (he usually eats 6 or 7, lol)

• I wish I could have swapped weight problems with you growing up! My cousin was the same way, though. She could eat a bag of mini-snickers and actually lose weight. High metabolism. But now that she is older her metabolism is slowing down. I kind of hope my metabolism is just speeding up due to a different lifestyle, and that is why I'm losing this weight. But I am actually kind of afraid. I haven't been to the doctor in a long time because I am afraid the weight loss might actually be a symptom of something serious. I am afraid to find out. Stupid, huh? But I have this irrational belief that if something is wrong and I don't know, I'll be OK, but if a doctor tells me, then I won't make it. My grandmother had apparently had cancer for years and never knew. She was a hail and hearty 71, when she went to see her family doc with just a backache, he ordered x-rays.....less than a year later, we were having her funeral. The moment she found out was when she started to fade. The woman we buried was nothing like the woman that taught me how to hang clothes on the line, or blushed and giggled every time her favorite wrestler (Nature Boy Ric Flair)was on TV. The woman we buried had wasted away, both in body and mind. I am terrified of finding out that I might go out like that.

• in some areas bacon aint cheap.

• whereas I was a toothpick till I was 36. when I went on a medicine that caused me to gain weight. dang stuff was prescribed to help save my life. . thing is, I order something small as what my appetite size is. and some folks behind the counter seem to be amazed at me when they ask me "is that ALL you are going to order?" . as though they had expected me to order up to 5 times as much to stuff my face with. . in my case, I'm a size 16. would love to be back to a juniors size 3 like I was till the med was prescribed.

• I have been "heavy" all my life. My parent's were and my brother's are. I have recently lost about 140 lbs, and am still considered by most to be fat. I enjoy eating and have never had any delusions that I couldn't help myself by cutting back. (Un)Fortunately, due to financial hardships, food hasn't been that available to gorge on, thus my unintended drop from a size 28 to a size 12. But our money troubles are finally easing a little bit, and I intend to do what I can to maintain and even further my current weight loss.

• bitch also got mad that they wre paying rent. she was of the opinion that I should have PAID them instead to live there. . but then, her family were pretty much moochers when they could get away with it. . as for patience, I used to threaten to kick her out at times. she would reform for a lil bit. then go right back to her old ways.

• omg wtf, grandma needs some help

• why did you stand for this? if some fat ass was barking orders around my house while eating all my food and messing the place up theyd be leaving through the window..you have a lot more patience than i..i applaud you

• since then, she has packed on even more weight. . still remembering one time. bitch didnt do any housework. slept till four pm. then would head to the tv and watch those home shopping channels. but when I was doing it. she would say "about time you did your share." she was only part time. and me full time outside employment. . I'm hoping that the ones she moved in with. realize what she is, and then kick her out on her rump. but before that, if she has been doing to their stuff like she did mine. I hope they can at least recover some of it. she would do the "I know who could use this better" while pointing at something that wasnt hers.

• some cases. it is dont get between a skinny person and her food. . not all heavy weighted folks are facestuffers. some facestuffers are actually thin. but with a super high metabolism. . and some heavies are actually eating like a bird. but due to some hormonal and or genetic prob. they can't lose the weight

• She sounds lovely.

• The Baconinator - I'll be back!!

• after I kicked out, turned in to the Feds, then divorced my ex-husband. I needed help in paying the mortgage. even though I was the main breadwinner back then. so I took the two in as renters. . my husband at the time was married to his exwife. I was renting them a room in my home here. she was a hoarder(dont know if she still is). my house went from semi clean to pigsty with her here. . she walked out on him when I needed to talk to him about the situation. and only clean spot was a corner of the bed. there was almost no floor space in their room. and I had allowed them my main bedroom. I sat on that corner of the bed. and she claimed there was a affair going on between him and me based only on me sitting there to talk about the rent and other household stuff. only other spot to sit, was outside the room about halfway between the two bedrooms. that was back in 2003. . him and I didnt get together as a couple till new years day 2004 when he had to work as a cook for a party for new years eve. he came home. we opened a bottle of home made mead. we got a lil drunk, a lil silly, and now we have a daughter to raise. . by the way, after she walked out. it took a good five months to ream out the house. most of it went to recycling. during that time we found out that she had given many of my items to other folks to make room for her own stuff. mostly trashy stuff. it was waist high the mess by the time she walked.

• main time we had bacon here was for BLTs. and those were normally on the Wed Nite Getogethers for the meal. . nowadays it is monday nite for them normally.

•  I can picture your hubby's ex, sitting at the table with 2 pounds of bacon on her plate, piled so high that you can only see the top of her head!  lol =)

• your husbands ex lived with you?

• Grandma shoulda had more bacon. You can never have too much bacon. Mmmm, bacon....I'll be back, I gotta go make a BLT! =)

• Or just cook more bacon. I mean, it is bacon.  lol  ; )

• in some ways that kinda decribes my husband's ex for things like bacon. it was the one of the two pork products she would eat.  . if my husband made something with bacon. he would have to make three pounds plus worth of the stuff. she would take two thirds of the bacon and leave the rest to be split betwen the rest of who were there to also eat the stuff. . while she lived here. it was the one of the two pork items that any one could cook here. she would throw a fit if any thing else of pork was cooked. the other item allowed was ham.  . except she was tooo lazy to go physically after a person. she just vocally reamed out a person.

• Bacon frenzy.  It's understandable...

• I don't know....get between a porker and her pork and you might just see some amazing agility on her part! Like a fat kid and cake!

• Wow, if good ole Grandma Marilee gets that bent out of shape over a few strips of bacon, I can just imagine the fit she'd throw if the kid had drank the last can of Diet Coke.....

• im actually starting to wonder how fat and greedy the kid is..the grannys reaction is insane but this may have been building up over a while..maybe the kid is just a fat little food thief all the time..

• and this is why half of the world should be on happy pills. Bitchy granny needs to maybe get some.

• i know it seems kinda bad but I might be in that circle of people just watching, I think due to the reasoning for the attack being absurd, and furthermore to the absurdity of an old bag spraying a screaming kid in the face with water.

• WOW! Are you kidding me? How much did he take?  This granny is a NUT CASE!! ALL Over a little bacon. If that were my crazy granny I  turn the water on her.   

• Ohh brother...

• Thanks for the catch, Bud.

• Sorry, CT, I couldn't find a photo of our damsel.

• That's what the twerp gets for eating all the bacon. I'd have called Chuck norris in, who's bacon power is over 9000!

• Was it maple smoked bacon? Cause I could understand that. That's some good bacon. People are stupid. Is a couple pieces of bacon really cause to attack a 9 year old?!

• After I read it again I realized my error - that a fat ass really can't sprint unless you get the blubber moving and it goes on and on.  I prefer to eat at five pm.

• I'm going for the first, skinny, mean, and fast and def. on a stimulant.   What granny can chase a nine-year old down at 9 p.m.?    My husband told me he likes older women b/c they get great discounts, like to eat dinner at four and hit the sack at six.   He doesn't realize they are really going to go to sleep.

• Old people tend to hold a grudge easily.  Now on the flip side, if the 9 year old hit granny in the face with a powerful hose spray, OR, dropped a water balloon on her head from a 2nd story window, should he be tried as an adult?

• I really want to see a mugshot.  It can go one of two ways - meth head photo or 350 pound lovely who drinks a diet coke with a quarter pounder and super sized fries kind of gal.  

• Once I got a beat down but that was over a Poptart.  Some people need to get their priorities straight   

• Whats the big deal, I have assulted children for less.

• *Edit* It does say grandson in the title. Just a typo.

• gotta say i do love me some bacon but cant imagine id ever attack a 9 year old child over it..see i have these things called legs that are capable of carrying the rest of my body to a nearby shop where i am sure to find bacon at an extremely low price..problem solved

• All this over bacon? Is 'bacon' Pennsylvania slang for pcp or something?

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