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Video: A Hooker Catfight Turns Economics Seminar on the Streets of San Francisco

By Pete Kotz in Video archives, bizarre
Thursday, July 14, 2011 at 8:00 am

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​Because we here at True Crime Report pride ourselves on being an outlet of high learning, we bring to you this video from San Francisco. It seems a trio of hookers had a dispute over problems unknown. So they took to duking it out outside a luxury hotel...

Sadly, skanks are somewhat lacking in their ability to create a catfight worthy of electric cinema. And when one of the hooker's friends jumps into the battle, the duker ends when the other participant refuses to go with the two-on-one action.

Yet the break results in a fascinating argument over the merits of having a pimp. As you'd expect from prostitutes, this is an articulate, impromptu seminar worthy of the halls of Harvard. Except hookers use the words "bitch" and "faggoty-ass" somewhat more liberally.

Behold this learning opportunity in modern sexual economics. You can thank us later for offering such poignant educational programming. (Special thanks to our pal Vince the Pollock at Cleveland Scene's Scene & Heard blog for the tip.)

See our last story from the Video Archives file: Jerome Ersland Gets Life for Gunning Down 16-Year-Old Drug Store Robber.

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